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A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold, but the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray : "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family." Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the black man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill.... and lands at his feet ! "Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you", he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos. "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she asks. "Oh, No!" the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message...... As I ran home, I kept hearing Him yell ....... THATS NACHO CHEESE ! THATS NACHO CHEESE !"
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Hey Santo, I heard that one a long time ago but it wasn't told near as good as you told it. Yours is a really good version. I died the first time I heard it.
Heres one for you, I heard it from a great joke teller I know. I probably messed it up somehow but....
A guy and a girl were getting married in a few weeks and they had both decided to "save" theirselves for each other until their honeymoon. The guy went golfing the next day with some of his buddies. His buddy takes a swing and not looking what he was doing, he hit the guy in the "you know what". The guy pulled it out and looked at it and it was crooked pretty bad. Hey was rushed to the hospital and the doctor examined him. Doc said "your manlyhood is warped, but it will straighten out after a few weeks in a splint". The guy said "but doc, I'm getting married in a few weeks, what'll I do?" Doc said "Just wait and take the splint off on your wedding night and it should be straightened out by then." So the day of the wedding finally gets round they get married and off they go on a honeymoon. Then...the time to "do it" comes round. His wife gets on the bed, takes off all of her clothes and says to the guy "Look honey, your the first man to ever see this and get it, all fresh and unused, Now let's take your clothes off so we can get to it" He takes off all of his clothes execpt for his undies and she says "Now those" He says "but...but..."thinking of the splint still on his manlyhood. She then grabs hold of his drawers and yanks them down and in shock says "what is that?" looking at the wooden splint. Thinking of something quickly, he replies "look at mine honey, it's so new and unused that it is still packaged up in a crate."
-------------------- John Thompson JTT Graphics "The big guy with a little sign shop!" Royston/Hartwell Georgia jtt101@hotmail.com Posts: 626 | From: Royston Georgia | Registered: Feb 2002
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