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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.” Kenny: “Well then, just give me my money back.” Farmer: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Kenny: “OK then, just unload the donkey.” Farmer: “What ya gonna do with him?” Kenny: “I’m going to raffle him off.” Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!” Kenny: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?” Kenny: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.” Farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?” Kenny: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron !!!
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Hey Janette, I just posted so you wouldn't pull an ATOG on us...HA!HA! seriously that is a cool joke. Have a gudin'!
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a Magician while on stage asked for help from someone in the audience. He wanted the person to hit him on the head with a bat as he was laying on a platform. The person hit me with the bat. > > > > > > > > > > > 10 years later after he came out of his coma, he his arms up and screamed, Wa La!
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Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed be Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount And Do.
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