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We attended the Walldog jam June 2001 in Cornwall. Nancy sang a song about " Intergalactic Laxative- gets you from here to Mars". Does anyone know the words or have a recording of it? It was very funny!
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The Intergalactic Laxative song is an old Donovan tune from the 60's. Noella taught it to me years ago, and I only recently heard a recorded version of it. I'm quite certain that it can be found and downloaded off the internet. It really is a crowd pleaser at parties...and walldog events. Nancy
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The BB program may censure one of the words here, but I'm sure you'll figure it out. No...it's not poop, but that's close.
The Intergalactic Laxative
I was impressed like everyone When man began to fly Out of Earthly regions to Planets in the sky With total media coverage We watched the heroes land As ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand
In awe with admiration we Listened to the talk Such pride felt they, such joy To be upon the moon to walk My romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me Spacemen wear old diapers in which they **** and pee
* Oh! The intergalactic laxative Will get you from here to there Believe you and believe me! Without a worry or care If ****ting is your problem when you're out there in the stars The intergalactic laxative Will get you from here to Mars
They don't partake like you and I Of beefy burger mush Their food is specially prepared To dissolve into slush Absorbed by multi-fibres in The super diaper suit Otherwise the slush would trickle Down inside the boot
* CHORUS
You may well ask now what becomes Of liquid they consume A pipe is led from penis to head to A unit in the room The water is recirculated, filtered For re-use In case some anti-gravity pee Gets on the loose
* CHORUS
Wherever man has conquered on the Quest for frontiers new I'm glad he's always had to do The no. one and two It makes it all so ordinary Just like you and me To know the greatest heroes They had to **** and pee
[ July 24, 2002, 04:22 PM: Message edited by: Steve Shortreed ]
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