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> > Do You have A.A.A.D.D.? > > > > They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. Hooray!! > > > > I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. ! > > Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder... > > > > This is how it goes: > > > > I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail > on > > the table. > > > > OK, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the > mail. I > > lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the > > > trash can is full. > > > > Ok, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out, but > since > > I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first. > > > > Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one check left. My extra > > checks are in my desk. Ah, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to > look > > for those checks. > > > > But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer, oh maybe > I'll > > pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while. > > > > I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some > water. > > I set the coke on the counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was > looking > > for them all morning! I'd better put them away first. > > > > I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots - - Aaaaaagh! > > > > Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never think to look in > the > > kitchen tonight when we want to watch television so I'd better put it > back in > > the family room where it belongs. > > > > I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote > onto > > a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to figure > out > > what it was I was going to do? > > > > End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is > sitting > > on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still > > > only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys! > > > > When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled > because > > I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition > and > > I'll get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail... > > > > Please send this to everyone you know because I DON'T REMEMBER TO WHOM > I'VE > > SENT THIS !!! LMAO... this takes the cake for the day... : ) > >
-------------------- joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-637-1519 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND Posts: 11582 | From: pensacola, fl. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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Oh my Gawd OP...I've got exactly what you've got. EXCEPT I'M 35.
There's no hope...better get a beer.
-------------------- Lee Attewell Graffic Jam Auto Unit 3, 1731 Albany Highway, Kenwick Western Australia 6108 Posts: 102 | From: PERTH WESTERN AUSTRALIA | Registered: Oct 2001
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It's got nothing to do with age, it's all the one-shot eating away everybodys brains, I'm telling you! HA!HA!
-------------------- John Thompson JTT Graphics "The big guy with a little sign shop!" Royston/Hartwell Georgia jtt101@hotmail.com Posts: 626 | From: Royston Georgia | Registered: Feb 2002
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-------------------- Jimmy Chatham Chatham Signs 468 stark st Commerce, Ga 30529 Posts: 1766 | From: Commerce, GA, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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Nah Jimmy, it's just cause you'r over there near Banks county. HA!HA!
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-------------------- John Thompson JTT Graphics "The big guy with a little sign shop!" Royston/Hartwell Georgia jtt101@hotmail.com Posts: 626 | From: Royston Georgia | Registered: Feb 2002
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Roger must put something in it to make it addictive. He should have called it Rapid-Crack as addictive as it is. Jusy remember if your shop is in the ghetto not to leave any bottles of it setting outside or the junkies may steal 'em. HA!HA!
-------------------- John Thompson JTT Graphics "The big guy with a little sign shop!" Royston/Hartwell Georgia jtt101@hotmail.com Posts: 626 | From: Royston Georgia | Registered: Feb 2002
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I've got it too and it's definitely from growing up in a house filled with paint fumes. Whenever people would come over they'd walk in the door and go - WHAT IS THAT SMELL? Especially the flourescents...they were nasty.
Now that I've been away from it for 20 years, I've noticed that I'm very, very sensitive to smells.
-------------------- Kimberly Zanetti Purcell www.amethystProductivity.com Folsom, CA email: Kimberly@AmethystProductivity.com
“Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.” AA Milne Posts: 3723 | From: Folsom, CA | Registered: Dec 2001
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Geeze, what a buncha decrepit old fogeys...I'm glad there's nothing wrong with me wrong with me.
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