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A (insert favorite hair color here) was always told by her father:
"If you ever get out and it starts snowing, just wait for the snow plow to come by...and follow it until you can get home"
So after a day of shopping, she returned to her car that was now parked in 6" of fresh snow that had fallen while she inside. Fearing she'd get stuck if she tried to venture out in the deepening snow, She waited and waited and finally it came.
She followed that snow plow remembering what her father had said. But minutes turned to hours and as time went by her gas gage was running on empty.
The driver of the plow truck became concerned and stopped the truck and made his way back to her.
"What in the world are you doing behind me?" he asked. "My father told me if it were to snow, I should follow a snowplow until I got home."
The snowplow driver shrugged and simply said: "Oh, well I'm done here at the Walmart, After I finish the Target store, I'll be headed out to the road."
Happy Holidays
------------------ Mike Duncan Lettercraft Signs Alexandria VA
" I set aside a few minutes everyday for myself, Then I am able to take off for a week at the end of the year"
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Hey Mark! That cartoon is by Dan Piraro. THe panel is called Bizarro and that guy really has a weird sense of humor. I have a couple of his book collections. That's a good one for sure. hee hee.
------------------ John Deaton III Deaton Signs&Grafix 109 N. Cumberland Ave.,Harlan, Ky. 40831 606-573-9101
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There was an elderly couple listening to the radio and heard a storm warning. It said 6 inches of snow was expected and for all cars to be moved to the odd numbered side of the street for snow removal.
The next day more snow was forecast so the announcer called for all cars to be moved to the even side of the street for the snow plow.
The third day was the worst forcast yet and before the announcer could mention snow removal the power went out. The old man was exasperated, almost panicing he shouted "What ? What side of the street are we supposed to park on today ?" His wife said "Aw the heck with it. Just leave it in the garage today".
------------------ "hooked on fonix" Olympia WA
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