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Mike Pipes
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Source from: "Don and Mike Show," on WAVA FM 105.1.

10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
9. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

3. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

1. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.



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Mike Pipes
Digital Illusion Custom Graphics
Lake Havasu City, AZ
http://www.stickerpimp.com


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Mikes Mischeif
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Mike, where did you get that?

I live down the road from Don here in VA. They got fired from wava 4 or 5 years ago when they went to a Christian Format.

They are on 106.7 WJFK here locally now. I do some banners for station promos for them and G. Gordon Liddy who is on right before them.

Funny guys,A bit crude sometimes, but they are the highest rated show in the wash dc/ baltimore area.

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Mike Duncan
Lettercraft Signs
Alexandria VA

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Michael Boone
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you got the wrong woman!
too bad.......

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Michael Boone
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5828 Buerman Rd.Sodus,NY 14551
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Mike Pipes [in a cubicle]
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Mike,

I found it floatin around on the net somewhere.. =) Actually the site has a lot ot good christmas funnies that I'm gonna post here until the big day. =)

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You may have an obscure point, but the real answer is "that we usually have some SAP running around us!" Pierre's daughter........ROSEMARY!!!!

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U guys ever listen to bob and tom out of indianapolis. They're hillarious! Check em out some time!

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