When you're dealing with the opposite sex (spouse, co-worker, stranger, love interest, parent, sibling -- whatever) what do you consider to be THE ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION?
-------------------- Jon Aston MARKETING PARTNERS "Strategy, Marketing and Business Development" Tel 705-719-9209 Posts: 1724 | From: Barrie, ON, CANADA | Registered: Sep 2000
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driving a delivery truck from Phoenix to Tuscon for my employer whom I cant recall at the moment.(heavy truck parts) as for jon's question "what do you think I am a money tree?"
-------------------- Jon Peterman 200 Summit Loop Grants Pass, OR -------------------- a.k.a. dc-62 success is in Jesus Christ Posts: 434 | From: grants pass or. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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I need to give some thought to the ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION. In the mean time…
…it took me no time at all to come up with the ALL IMPORTANT ANSWER, from a spouse standpoint…
YES DEAR!
I have been trained well!
-------------------- Bob Gilliland InKnowVative Communications Harrisburg PA, USA
"The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself." Benjamin Franklin Posts: 642 | From: Harrisburg, PA, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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It's a giant toss-up for best, however here's a few of my fav's...not.
I know you only asked for the ONE, but I thought I'd inject a little humor to lighten folks up, maybe we'll get a lot of understanding here. We've got tons of dynamics to ponder with all our diverse mediums, etc. This should prove to be a pretty interesting thread! (Insert applause here)
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I dunno, what do you want me to fix for dinner? ...I dunno, when are ya gonna be hungry enough to fix it? (Hay, I've been peelin potatoes for 20 years for this bunch...they owe me a night off now and then, LOL)
When do I NEED to have the banner up and out of the hall?
I've got a customer showing up, has the dog been fed?
Could you park out in the cul-de-sac so I can get a vehicle into the middle of the garage?
(These are for Emy and Jenny) Well, where is it now? Why didn't you put it back when you were through with it?
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Some of you who wonder about homebased...it's got to be a team sometimes...a happy team.
Yer lucky if yer hooked up with somebody who won't throw your "strategically broken" yard sticks away when yer not lookin! I have a collection just for the locomotives I letter. I'll be damned if I know where they are right this minute, but when that guy calls, everybody here knows what I'm talking about and they show up with an amazing quickness .
I take us all out to dinner when it's over or pay 10% of the job for anyone willing to run the kitchen for me on those 3 days stints and answer phones ("she's riding a ladder right now, may I take your name and number?...blah blah blah"). The cell phone wired to my butt makes sure I don't have to hear, "Didn't your daughter tell you I called?" Teenagers, sheesh, LOL! I love them with all my heart though. They've had to ride around in funny looking cars for years and been sooo patient with me.
If I don't go to bed soon, my wife will phrase her ALL IMPORTANT STATEMENTS as QUESTIONS...Something like this: Are you crazy?!? Why don't you come to bed? Don't you have to get up early in the morning? Are you some kind of workaholic?
Goodnight (or good morning - depending on your perspective) to all!
-------------------- Jon Aston MARKETING PARTNERS "Strategy, Marketing and Business Development" Tel 705-719-9209 Posts: 1724 | From: Barrie, ON, CANADA | Registered: Sep 2000
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