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It's just like joining a very large club, you won't get any recognition or notoriety from joining, just like in married life, so get used to it. Just kidding, congrats.
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hummmmmm .. . . I hope you know that June 1st is the beginning of Hurricane Season ??!!?? (( and, I don't mean just the weather phenomenon, either ))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good luck to you and yours !
-------------------- John Smith Kings Bay Signs (Retired) Kissimmee, Florida Posts: 817 | From: Central Florida - The Sunshine State | Registered: Jan 2000
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'Bout damn time you guys figured that out and accepted it! Only kidding (well, sort of...).
-------------------- Kimberly Zanetti Purcell www.amethystProductivity.com Folsom, CA email: Kimberly@AmethystProductivity.com
“Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.” AA Milne Posts: 3722 | From: Folsom, CA | Registered: Dec 2001
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just remember marriage is a 50-50 partnership. you give 50% she takes the other 50%. hehe congratulations
-------------------- Jimmy Chatham Chatham Signs 468 stark st Commerce, Ga 30529 Posts: 1766 | From: Commerce, GA, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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congrats.Jon and your lady;Always remember to give her a hug and kiss when coming home or leaving.We never know whats in between that time period.God bless all.
-------------------- Randall Campbell Randy's Graphics, 420 Fairfield N. Hamilton Ontario Canada Posts: 2857 | From: Hamilton Ontario Canada | Registered: Jan 2002
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soon after I got married, my wife said for me to do something and I told her to get lost. I didn't see her for three days!!!...until the swelling went down. HAha.
Just kidding. All the best. Don't listen to the in-laws...
-------------------- Steve Burke Cascades Inc NS Canada
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you Posts: 359 | From: NS Canada | Registered: Jan 2002
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Old SignPainter talking to another SignPainter. "It's our 50th Anniversary! On our 25th, I took my wife to Vegas. For our 50th, I'm gonna go back and pick her up!
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>Subject: Words to live by... (short, worth reading) > > >What the Rules of Life really are.... > >1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. > >2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. > >If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. > >If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. > >3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I >apologize" and "You are right." > >4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. > >5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. > >It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. > >6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! >You might meet somebody!" > >7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them. > >8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year >from now? > >How about one month? One week? One day? > >9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. > >10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! > >11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a >bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was >right about you. > >12. Work is good, but it's not that important. > >13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. > >You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. >
Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. — Charles Mingus Posts: 6718 | From: Mendocino, CA. USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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THE OLD COUPLE WERE SITTING ON THE PORCH QUIETLY CELEBRATING THEIR 50th ANNIVERSARY. ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE OLD LADY HAULS OFF AND KNOCKS THE OLD MAN TO THE GROUND! "WHAT'S THAT FOR?"HE WIMPERS. "FOR 50 YEARS OF BAD SEX!" SHE SCOWLS! A FEW MINUTES GO BY, AND THE OLD MAN KNOCKS THE OLD WOMAN RIGHT OUT OF HER ROCKER TO THE FLOOR! "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" SHE ANGRILY QUESTIONS! THE OLD MAN REPLIES..."FOR KNOWIN' THE DIFFERENCE!"
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Congratulations....and may all of your children be born nekid.
My 1st anniversary is next week. Best thing I have ever done. And if an argument does come up, we put on red rubber clown noses and discuss it in the hot tub. It puts every disagreement in perspective.
And now another funny in the same vein as above:
After fifty years of marriage an elderly couple were at the breakfast table on thier 50th anniversary.
The old man leans across the table and kisses his wife. WOW she says, and tells her husband his kisses are still hot.
She says "do you remember the first time we had breakfast together as newlyweds?" I certainly do!" he replied "we were completly naked"
"well" she says, "how about eating breakfast the same way this morning?
"OK" her husband says and they both remove thier clothes.
The woman coo's to her husband "sitting here across from you at the breakfast table still makes my breasts hot and tingly"
"Well sweetheart, Thats because your breasts are sitting in your oatmeal" he replied.
All the best. Mike
-------------------- Mike Duncan Lettercraft Signs Posts: 1328 | From: Centreville, VA | Registered: Oct 2000
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next let me ask where in the emerald isle are you heading to? I can suggest some beautiful places to visit. contact me by email and i can offer some thoughts. Ireland does have various kinds of beauty to offer but remember that your wife will always top it all! ( and no i didn't kiss the blarney stone)
-------------------- Miles Cullinane, Cork, Ireland.
From the sometimes sunny south of Ireland, Posts: 913 | From: Cork, Ireland | Registered: Jul 1999
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On June 2nd I am sure you will be having a great time as my wife and I are celebrating our 29th anniversary. And we WILL be celebrating, as it has been a very good 29 years.
I wish you both the best.
PS Remember that if you DO put the seat down on the first night, she will expect you to do so forever.heh heh
-------------------- Don Hulsey Strokes by DON signs Utica, KY 270-275-9552 sbdsigns@aol.com
I've always been crazy... but it's kept me from going insane. Posts: 2277 | From: Utica, KY U.S.A. | Registered: Jan 1999
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