Let me tell you a frightening tale about the anti-social effects of modern day technology.
Most of us remember a feller from around these here parts by the name of Roger -- Rapid Roger, that is.
Now that the old-timer has a fancy animated gif banner ad in Letterville -- well he thinks he can just slack off and that no-one will notice.
Well, I (for one) noticed, Roger.
Two of the messages I just read mention Roger's product(s) by name. Normally he'd be posting replies faster than you can say "Aloha". But now he figures he can slip off to the beach and sip Bahama Mamas with his feet in the air, while Don Ho croons out "Tiny Bubbles" and beautiful women lavish him with one lay after another...until the sun comes up the next morning.
OK...so I admit it: I'm jealous. What does one of those banner ads cost, Mr. Mayor?
-------------------- Jon Aston MARKETING PARTNERS "Strategy, Marketing and Business Development" Tel 705-719-9209 Posts: 1724 | From: Barrie, ON, CANADA | Registered: Sep 2000
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Jon, I don't usually jump on people over spelling------ but this one is just too good to pass up.
I think the spelling you want in the "lavishing lays" bit is l-e-i for a necklace of flowers. The spelling you have is sure to generate a lot of problems and heat if Mrs. Roger ever finds out, 'cause it sure means something else big time.
-------------------- Bill Preston Fly Creek, N.Y. USA Posts: 943 | From: Fly Creek, N.Y. USA | Registered: Jan 2000
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No breaks allowed-- and one lay can take a toll on a senior citizen. It's been said that sex after 60 for a guy is a lot like shootin' pool with a piece of rope.
-------------------- Bill Preston Fly Creek, N.Y. USA Posts: 943 | From: Fly Creek, N.Y. USA | Registered: Jan 2000
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Jon, there could be a very good reason for Rogers disappearance. He was here in southern Oregon last week enroute to southern California to perform a wedding ceremony for his ladys cousin.
Yes ol'Rapid Roger is an bonified ordained minister of the Universal Church of God and will perform the ceremonies directly on the beach.
As far as banner cost goes, I haven't a clue.
-------------------- HotLines Joey Madden - pinstriping since 1952 'Perfection, its what I look for and what I live for'
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Yep, performed a beach wedding for my wifes neice in Calif., and in sept. I will perform the wedding for my daughter in Oregon (theme wedding, renasance ?).
It actually is a very emotional few moments, I love doing it and hope they last forever !
Congratulations Bill, I'm with you on that one, I think its a "mind over matter" issue,
If you don't mind, it don't matter !! He he he he he
Roger
-------------------- Roger Bailey Rapid Tac Incorporated 186 Combs Dr. Merlin Oregon 97532 Posts: 3020 | From: Merlin Oregon | Registered: Dec 1998
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