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Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire
A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight.
A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.
His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire.
He's suing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income.
He says he had to take extra time off work and can't have sex with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident.
"When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.
Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident."
The 30-year-old patient said: "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."
The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident.
Reports say it's unlikely the doctor will face disciplinary action.
"Great Balls of Fire" "Backdraft" "All Fired up and No Where to Go" "S#!t fire and save the matches" "The Wind of Change" "The Methane Monster Raises Ugly Head" "Patient Fires Doctor" "Free Hair Removal"
And who could forget...
A woman goes into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, you have to help me...I've got this problem: You see I can't stop farting. I fart all the time, only they are silent and don't stink. As a matter of fact, I've farted 20 times just now while talking to you'. The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady: 'here, take these and come back in a week'. So she leaves and a week later comes back to the doctors office. 'Doctor, doctor you must help me! Now things are worse. I'm still farting all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something awful. You must do something! What were those pills you gave me?' The doctor replied, 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem'.
-------------------- Troy "Metalleg" Haas 626 Kingswood Dr Evansville,In 47715 Posts: 1100 | From: Evansville,Indiana, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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I have an older story to add, but only slightly similar. This story is true and about 22 years old. The headline read, "Man flushes toilet and blows up house". An older man living alone in an older house, had been having plumbing problems and patching his sewer line up under his house in a small basement area. He had finally given up and installed a sump pump to help with the problem. Apparently sewer gas building up under the house exploded when he flushed the toilet. The water level leaking from pipes kicked on the sump pump creating the ingniter spark. Three rooms, of a 5 room house were totally destroyed (gone), and he ended up with multiple serious wounds including a broken leg. I drove over to see the house, as this took place only 8 miles from home. Bronzeo
-------------------- "Don't change horses in midstream, unless you spot one with longer legs" bronzeo oti Jack Davis 1410 Main St Joplin, MO 64801 www.imagemakerart.com jack@imagemakerart.com Posts: 1549 | From: Joplin, MO | Registered: Mar 2000
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Ok, OK ... I heard this on Johnny Carson about a million years ago...
Guy notices that when he takes a crap, he can smell sewer fumes in his bathroom. Decides to go up on the roof to check out the vent pipe to see if it is plugged or something. Very steep roof, so he ties a rope around his waist and the other end goes over the roof to the car's rear bumper on the other side of the house. His wife takes the car to go for groceries not aware that she is "connected" to her husband. He is pulled up to the roof line, over the roof, onto the ground and for about two blocks before the wife somehow figures this out and stops. He spends a couple of months in the hospital. After his release, he is happy to return to his own home, his own food, his own clothes and yes, his own bathroom where he decides to light up a smoke while taking a crap in the sewer fumed bathroom that he was unable to fix before the accident. The fumes ingnite and blow him through the roof, he falls off of the roof and winds up in the hospital all over again.
And you thought YOU had a bad day.
-------------------- Jeff Vrstal Main Street Signs 157 E. Main Street Evansville, WI 53536 1-608-882-0322 Posts: 670 | From: Evansville, Wisconsin | Registered: Sep 2001
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Read it again..."Patient having OP on his backside..." There is a stunning bit of visual imagery there. Not for the faint of heart.
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Cam Bortz Finest Kind Signs Pondside Iron works 256 S. Broad St. Pawcatuck, Ct. 06379 "Award winning Signs since 1988" Posts: 3051 | From: Pawcatuck,Connecticut USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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