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Del Badry
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Watching late nite tv last nite, i saw an ad for Barry Manilow's new cd... its called.....

Essential Manilow.... yeah rite!

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Del Badry
philmdesign
Sylvan Lake, Alberta

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Arthur Vanson
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That's great!

This is anything but new but is still a favourite:

Police Intelligence!

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Arthur Vanson
Bucks Signs
Chesham, Buckinghamshire,
England
arthur@buckssigns.co.uk
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Steve Barba
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Military Intelligence! Get it right!

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"B0LT" on the chat room thing.

steven.barba@yellowjackets.bhsu.edu
605-720-7669

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Arthur Vanson
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Steve if you coined this yourself I bow to you, if not then it's a case of Chinese Whispers. You heard what you heard and I heard what I heard, a lot can happen during an Atlantic crossing.
Both work for me anyway – not a cop are you? [Smile]

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Arthur Vanson
Bucks Signs
Chesham, Buckinghamshire,
England
arthur@buckssigns.co.uk
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Bill Preston
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"Common courtesy" and "common sense"--- nothing common about either these days. [Mad]

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Bill Preston
Fly Creek, N.Y. USA

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J & N Signs
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My three favorites:

Temporary Tax Increase

Airline Food!

Virtual Reality

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Mario G. Lafreniere (Fergie)
J&N Signs
Winter did show up!

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old paint
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fast checkout line......

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
850-637-1519
BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND

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J.T. Gazaway
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Oh boy....one of my favorite subjects. A few like these make me laugh...
Clearly confused
Resident alien
Pretty ugly
Microsoft Works

And then there's....
Federal Budget
That's seriously funny. OOPS....there's another one.
Let's see how many I can get in a sentence...
I once knew a conservative liberal girl, majoring in modern history while attending college on a cheerleading scholarship, that liked to wear tight slacks while she listened to soft rock.
Oh yeah...she was a natural blonde.

I'm not done yet because there's "non-alcoholic beer" and "legally drunk"

I bet the guy who invented sweet-tarts also made non-dairy creamer.
And some from the recent news (not "old news")...
Cardinal sin
on-time flight
minor crisis
United Nations
middle east
peacekeeper missle
friendly fire
holy war
unbiased journalist
Peace-loving muslim

Somebody stop me. I could go on forever

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J.T. Gazaway
J.T. Graphic Design
www.jt-graphicdesign.com
jt@jt-graphicdesign.com

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Kookaburra
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artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.. no oxymorons in that sentence *grin*

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From Kat Johnston (previously Katie Wright, for those who can remember that far back)

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Del Badry
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Was watchin Juno Awards (Canadian Music Awards),,, saw another one..
Best Rap Song

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Del Badry
philmdesign
Sylvan Lake, Alberta

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