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Si Allen
Resident

Member # 420

posted

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."

8. dont use any punctuation marks

9. Put a piece of (clean) toilet paper in the envelopes that come
with junk mail and mail them back.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, run for your lives!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. Send this to everyone who asked you not to send them stuff like this.

[Roll Eyes]

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Si Allen #562
La Mirada, CA. USA

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John Arnott
Resident

Member # 215

posted

Si, your sick! Keep em coming.
John Arnott

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John Arnott
El Cajon CA
619 596-9989
signgraphics1@aol.com
http://www.signgraphics1.com

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Kookaburra
Visitor
Member # 254

posted

hehehehehehe Si.. classic!

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From Kat Johnston (previously Katie Wright, for those who can remember that far back)

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Jackson Smart
Visitor
Member # 187

posted

Hahaha....

Go to your local WalMart...go into the dressing room and yell.."Hey! there ain't no toilet paper in here!!!"

[Razz]

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Jackson Smart
Jackson's Signs
Port Angeles, WA
...."The Straits of Juan De Fuca in my front yard and Olympic National Park in my backyard...

"Living on Earth is expensive...but it does include a free trip around the Sun"

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bill riedel
Resident

Member # 607

posted

Thank you for the laughs, there is no better way to start the day.

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Bill Riedel
Riedel Sign Co., Inc.
15 Warren Street
Little Ferry, N.J. 07643
billsr@riedelsignco.com

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