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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tighty coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," he says with admiration.
"Thanks", the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little Partner," the firefighter says, " I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied,"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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You're a sick man Glenn... Lol Then the're were these baby's at a doctors office about 2 yrs old, they were talking and one said that he had an infection and that he was awake at night coughing and hacking, the other one said that's not an infection, I 'll tell you what an infection is, When I was Born, the bloody Doctor circumsized me and I got this awful infection, and you know what? I could'nt walk for a full year after that.
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SIGNS1st. Neil Butler Paradise, NF Posts: 6277 | From: St. John's NF Canada | Registered: Mar 1999
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I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.
"Just a minute!" I said. 'Those aren't fat free."
"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes.... The fat's free!"
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there the story of the blonde who was caught in a snow storm. her father had told her, when you get stuck in a bad snow storm ,find a snow plow and follow him, you'll be alright. so she spotted a plow and started to follow it. she drove around behind the plow for hours. finally the snow plow driver stopped and got out. " honey, are you lost?" she replied, "no, sir, my dad told to follow a plow when it was storming and i would be fine." he replied, "alright , but i'm done with the parking lot now."
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