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Mark Fair Signs
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http://www.netspace.org/~jude/country.html

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Mark Fair Signs
2162 Mt. Meigs Road
Montgomery, Alabama 36107

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Dan Sawatzky
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Hey Mark

Is this the secret formula to your award winning songs??

Doesn't sound FAIR to me.

-dan

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Dan Sawatzky
Imagination Corporation
Yarrow, British Columbia
dan@imaginationcorporation.com
http://www.imaginationcorporation.com

Being a grampa is one of the the most wonderful things in the world!!!


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cheryl nordby
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Mark.....yew are too funny
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Kathy Joiner
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AAYEEEE!

Couldn't resist, I wrote one. Moe and Joe love it and want to record it.

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Kathy Joiner
River Road Graphics
41628 River Road
Ponchatoula, La.70454

Old enough to know better...Too young to resist.


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FranCisco Vargas
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When I saw Fresno I knew she was a home girl, here's my side of it...


I met her outside Fresno stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore. (yikes)

She was drinkin' Dr. Pepper (just a can filled with beer) by the off-ramp
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor
I promised her I'd stay with her forever; (sure)

She said to me that Rolaids made her high(okkkkkk)
But who'd have though she'd sky dive while in labor (crazy ass broad)

I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye. (when she hit the ground on a hot summer day)

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aka:Cisco the "Traveling Millennium Sign Artist"
http://www.franciscovargas.com
Fresno, CA 93703
559 252-0935
"to live life, is to love life, a sign of no life, is a sign of no love"...Cisco 12'98


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faye welsh
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too funny...love the lyric choices.come from a long line of blue grass/country lovin' folks..my son sings karaoke, and sounds like johnny cash. a few more drinks and he sounds like willie, and the worst is waylon.. still sounds good to me. i guess that is mother love?

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Faye Welsh (fiddles)
4848 cherry street
allison park, pa. 15101
fiddles51@yahoo.com

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Jason Davie
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Sounds like a "HEE HAW" song !!


Jason

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Jason Davie
193 Front Street
Deposit, NY 13754


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John Cordova
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Here's mine...eee, haw!!

I met her in a gay bar in September
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne but I loved her
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4"
The blood test showed I'd have my rash forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye
But who'd have though she'd boogie in my Edsel
I watched her melt away and sobbed goodbye.

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John Cordova
Gitano Design Studio
Albuquerque, NM


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Karen Sartain
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Thanks for the morning fun Mark! Guess it's a good thing I'm making signs today, not quite sure my songwriting would pay the bills

I met her in a nightmare stoned on oatmeal
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore.

She was drownin' in the quicksand with Led-Zeppelin
and I knew it was a raven, nothing more
The painters knew I'd stay a dwarf forever;

She said to me, man wasn't meant to fly.
But who'd have though she'd wind up on a surfboard

But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.

Karen

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Karen Sartain,'Pisel' on chat
11699 E Hwy 181
Willcox, Arizona 85643

We are not human beings on a spiritual journey.We are spiritual beings on a human journey."-Stephen Covey


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Joe Rees
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Pretty funny Mark.

Hey, you know what happened to the man who stopped listening to country music? He made up with his wife, his pickup started running better, and his dog came home. True story.

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Joe Rees
Cape Craft Signs
(Cape Cod, MA)
http://www.capecraft.com
e-mail: joe@capecraft.com

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Linda Silver Eagle
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Mark,

That is hilarious! I'm still laughin here. Where did you find that or did you put it together yerself? I wonder what's in your peanut butter sammiches...maybe it's from wearin those paint splattered drawers...LOL

[ February 06, 2002: Message edited by: Linda Silver Eagle ]



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Linda Welborn
Aigle D'Argent

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http://www.precious101.com

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