[ February 03, 2002: Message edited by: John Smith ]

Go her: http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

enter this:

http://www.letterhead.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=016707

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[ February 02, 2002: Message edited by: AdrienneMorgan ]

Owed to a Spelling Checker

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks I can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its very polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Aye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks our have a laps,
Wee wooed bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does know bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four peas seas,
And why eye brake in two averse,
Buy righting want to pleas.

seriously john, you spelled "blatant" and "grammatical" wrong!!!!

hahahahahahahaha

how appalling!!!!

hahahahahaahaha

[ February 02, 2002: Message edited by: Mark Fair Signs ]

<---- This is really Me!...really.

christofer.

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it still amazes me that with only 26 charactors and 10 numerals
I still can’t manage to get them together in any sort of sensible order
I mean its not like there is a lot going on there now is it!

I would be a dead loss if I had to work in a field that didn’t have lots of pictures

half the time i do write my posts out in corel first so that i can spell check em
but since i failed spelling at school
I honestly cant tell by looking at them if they are spelt correctly or not

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I have noticed, especially with the use of email/internet, that many people have taken this lax approach to spelling & grammar; this, “who cares” or “get a life", mentality. It is pure laziness, and it is disgraceful.

I have said this before. Writing is often a very difficult form of communication. Therfore, why not take the time and effort to construct and choose words and sentences that convey your message best and correctly? If you misspell a word, leave out words or construct sentences poorly, that conveys a strong message in itself: one that is not in your favour.

Now, having said all this, I am sure I have made an error somewhere. If so, please forgive me or get a life, cause, who cares.

[ February 05, 2002: Message edited by: John Martin Robson ]

Someone posted a remark on another thread recently about how people with a legitimate business to run can post here so much. One way is to prioritize when to cut corners. Many feel that banging out a quick post is fine. That is fine with me. I cut out getting enough sleep instead.

Yes……… it really burns my a s s when the grammar is poor and words are misspelled……….even more so, when I do it.

& that's also the misspelled word I see the most in my life. Certificates, trophies, plaques, newspaper stories, Government documents, & my mom co-authored a book & her name was wrong! (not her doing)

My sincere apologies.......ever since I got on the spelling thing, I seem to be making more and more mistakes……….I feel like everyone is ready to pounce, when ever I make the slightest error.