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Starting immediately, all US airlines will serve a new lunch menu - beer, bacon, and duct tape. You keep an eye on the fella next to you; if he doesn't drink his beer or eat his bacon, duct-tape him to the seat til the plane lands.
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Cam Bortz Finest Kind Signs Pondside Iron works 256 S. Broad St. Pawcatuck, Ct. 06379 "Award winning Signs since 1988" Posts: 3051 | From: Pawcatuck,Connecticut USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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Thats a good one Cam! Here's one Rick Sacks sent me. I think in reality they should try it if its true... I wonder if the Government has considered the following:
Pigs, Don't know if this is true, but I may just have to start traveling w/ a pet pig in my carry-on.
It should be so easy...
An Israeli friend gave information that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently = the Islamic belief is that if ones body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. A little research into this subject matter finds it to be true. So think about it...
If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.
Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan, I think our re-con and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs - A LOT!
They are, also, adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of moonshine, get them schnockered and turn the pigs loose. The war could be over in a weekend. Just a thought!
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Here's one Rick Sacks sent me. I think in reality they should try it if its true...
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