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> Three men... a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and President Bush are out > > walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops > > out of it. > > > > "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the > > Genie. > > > > The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will > > also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "With a > > blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made > > fertile for farming. > > > > Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around > > Afghanistan, so that no infidels can come into our precious state." > > Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall > > around Afghanistan. > > > > President Bush asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this > > wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet > > thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out -- > > > virtually impenetrable." > > > > > > "Very impressive" President Bush says, "Fill it with water."
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