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OK... So it's lunch time here, and I can't get into chat on the school computers.. and I was reading through the posts on the bb... What every 17 year old girl does when she's bored... of course! And I was thinking... has everyone heard of one line stories? A start is thunk up, and everyone adds a line.. And I was thinking, what would it be like, if I started one going here? Add a sentance, if you want to play along... lets see how amusing we can get this
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Once apon a time, the lived a sign writer, called Jo.
------------------ From Katie Wright (aka Kookaburra), 17 year old signie wannabe from Australia
"The world is my garden. A place where magic grows on trees"
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He was a quiet man and everyday at lunch time he would go to over to a wall at the back of his shop where he kept all his scrap panels and letter a thought that he had that day. he had seen a lot of things and had many thoughts to put down throughout his 71 years.
------------------ Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, And Dance like no one's watching. :) Mike Lavallee Mike Lavallee's Pinstriping & Airbrush Art Everett, WA
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whilest she remembered the desperate striaights that joe often found himself in... i will just liberate some out of that splattered white van i saw and them mosey over to bubba fair's digs for some biscuits and grits....
------------------ Bruce Bowers DrCAS Signtech
"how great are His signs..." Daniel 4:3
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She finally made it to Old Paint's shop only to get trapped like a poor little fly on all that sticky vinyl lying around on the floor. "Oh no, what do I hear?" she exclaimed.
------------------ Kathy Joiner River Road Graphics 41628 River Road Ponchatoula, La.70454 PH. (504)386-3313 casey@i-55.com
Old enough to know better...Too young to resist.
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Jo liked peanut butter on a cathead biscuit and loved to stay up late and watch the cartoon network. after staying up too late one night, jo was awaken by an irate customer screaming,
"Jo, where the h#ll have you been? you told me you would be here at 7 am to letter my truck!"
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The irate customer, startled, ran out the back, running into the (looking back to eariler additions) 71 year old transexual, now female (enough so to fool good ole OP) wall of Jo, containing many thoughts, painted on with quills, using good ole one shot!
------------------ From Katie Wright (aka Kookaburra), 17 year old signie wannabe from Australia
"The world is my garden. A place where magic grows on trees"
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Looking closely at this trans-sexual, she leaped back in disbelief!! It was............Rosie O'Doughnut!!
------------------ St.Marie Graphics & Makin' Tracks Sound Studio Kalispell, Montana stmariegraphics@centurytel.net http://www.stmariegraphics.com 800 735-8026 We're chiseling every day of the week! :^)
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when suddenly old man wallibonker bursts thru the door (he mst be since jo is 71...)screaming.. "ya steel owe ma feefty quid for that thar ute, missy!
------------------ Bruce Bowers DrCAS Signtech
"how great are His signs..." Daniel 4:3
i am a proud supporter of this website!
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...."Fifty QUID???!!, Bugger off. I can buy that same Ute from UTES-R-US, or Fast-Utes, or Utes-by-Tomorrow for 12 pounds sterling, With a little Calvin peeing in the back window!
------------------ "I have the body of a God.....(Buddha)"......................................... David Cooper, The Sign Shack Enid, OK. signshack@peakonline.com
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you think that was good...just aintsenn nothin till you see the sequel...of rocky and bullwinkle in the episode called "who put the dip da dip in the shoop shoop duck soup?"mr fair..can you put some cords and words to this for a theme song????????
------------------ joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-944-5060 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND
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