Bumper Stickers 1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors
had a cigarette.
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every
minute of it.
3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend
on Me
4) Some people are alive only because it's
illegal to kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get
out alive.
7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
8) You're just jealous because the voices only
talk to me.
9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever
made.
11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute
12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are
missing.
16) My kid had sex with your honor student.
17) Earth first...we'll mine the other planets
later.
18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
20) As long as there are tests, there will be
prayer in public schools.
21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
22) I want to die in my sleep like my
grandfather...not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car.
23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending
machine.
26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out
to get you.
27) I took an IQ test and the results were
negative.
29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
30) I know what you're thinking, and you should
be ashamed of yourself.
31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good
myself.
32) Always remember you're unique, just like
everyone else.
33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
34) Consciousness: that annoying time between
naps.
35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start
again?
36) CAT----- The Other White Meat
37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With
Assholes
39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do
You Want?
40) Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It
Later.
41) Welcome To **** Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles
MC
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Mike Clayton
MC Graphics
Barnegat, NJ
http://mcgraphics.visualnoise.com/
mike@visualnoise.com
AOL IM: mcgrafix
"Youth and enthusiasm is no match for old age and treachery!"
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