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Two sign folks happened to pass away at the same time. Coincidentally, they both arrived at the pearly gates at the same time. One was a "vinyl only" guy, and the other had only used paint all of his working life. He was an old signpainter.
Says the Vinyl fellow to St. Peter.........."I've waited years to ask this question. Who is the REAL sign man? Me or Si, here". Saint Peter told him that it was a question for God alone to answer, and he NEVER answers in person. He sends an Angel with the answer. "We've got plenty of time", says Mr. Vinyl. "We'll wait."
Not too much time had passed when heavenly Trumpets blared, the Harps began to sing and a Band of Angels descended with a Golden Scroll. "Ah," sez St. Pete. "The answer".
Unrolling the Scroll, he shows it to the gents patiently waiting. It said........................"Both of you have served a valuable function. I can't really tell you which of you was the more valid signman. Enter in peace.
Signed.........God, Signpainter Ret.
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Well....deleted for obvious reasons.... SORRY for bieng INSENSITIVE to everyone's belief...It was a feeble attempt at some humor...AHHHH...I forgot that there are some areas that you just CANNOT go!
Sorry Pierre for distracting from your JOKE...I am sure your attempt was to lighten everyone up a tad...Hope I didn't bring anyone down.
Now...I guess I will hang my head and wait for the lightening to strike me!
------------------ Jackson Smart Jackson's Signs Port Angeles, WA ...."The Straits of Juan De Fuca in my front yard and Olympic National Park in my backyard...
"Living on Earth is expensive...but it does include a free trip around the Sun"
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This vinyl guy is headin down a very narrow windy road(dangerous). at the same corner comes a sign painter up this road,The vinyl guy yells out his window "pig", so the paint guy(bewildered) yells back "ass hole".
Two corners further up the paint guy runs over a pig, flips his truck and dies.
Just two different ways of thinkin !!!!
Roger
------------------ Roger Bailey Rapid Tac Incorporated Waikoloa, Hawaii
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Geez, Jackson! That got waaayyy too heavy for a simple insider joke! Of COURSE God was a painter, painting the universe with with his brush of many colors. Might have been faster with a HUGE sheet of film, though.
heh
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Good one, Roger! Why haven't I ever heard that one?
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Now Joe........Let's not be talkin' about shootin' at vinyl folks. We do a lot of vinyl here too! heh
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