On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your
husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a towing company: "We don't charge
an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we
see smoke, we will assume you are on fire an
d take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push.
Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know
our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is
expensive."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get
back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company: "We would be de-
lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand
there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed
up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait"