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theres a sign when you leave the UPS parking lot that says " You are about to enter the most dangerous place in the world, the public highway"
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i can relate...Kroger came out with a discount card, and what used to cost $80 now costs over $100...I think they should call it a "Miscount Card!"
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There was once a movie titled "Crazy People" about an ad exec that decided to tell the truth in advertising and they thought he had a breakdown. Dudley Moore and Darryl Hannah. Very funny flic.
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Hey Glenn, that first pic reminded me of a joke I heard today...
A man called his law firm and asked the receptionist if he could speak to his lawyer, Mr. Smith. She replied that she was sorry, but his lawyer was dead. The next day the man called again wanting to speak with Mr. Smith. The receptionist again said that she was sorry, but he was dead. The next day, the man rang again and asked if he could talk to his lawyer Mr. Smith. The receptionist said that she was sorry but she had already told him a hundred times that he was dead. The man replied, "I know that, I just like hearing it!"
Rick is right, that movie is hilarious!
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