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16. It only takes one "weeble" to stop up a toilet.
Would I be willing bail all the water from the toilet, disconnect it, and tip it over to see a "weeble" lying in it's back and smiling up at me for another laugh like I got then?
Yep!!!! It was worth it.
------------------ "autograph your work with excellence"
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17. Plates full of food make the most unique toddler hats.
18. If your house decor needs a splash of color, sprinkle primary colored toys throughought each room. For example, you CANNOT miss a huge Winnie the Pooh in a warmly country decorated room.
19. You will never have the problem of having your vacuum cleaner be lonely ever again. Their most frequent company is crushed cheerios and pulverized cookies. x20 a day.
20. Toddlers sure know how to diet. Take a taste, (not even a bite), and throw it across the room for later.
21. Even on the rainiest of days, you will go for a walk. This is because the little cylone inside the house needs a wider path for destruction.
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22. 5 year olds have instant play back when you the say the words "don't repeat this". Of course they have to say it to everyone when the room is full of people that don't "know" you.
23. Ceiling Beams in a log house have the weight capacity to hold a 5 year old when she jumps off the couch grabs a rope tied to it and swings over to the recliner. It can also hold Dad too, while he's showing her how to swing!
24. If you coat the kitchen floor with a good dusting of Lemon Fresh Pledge and put on your brand new socks it makes a great *ice rink* for Kids Olympic Figure Falling.
25. If you toss the kitty toys across this floor cats don't have breaks and slam into the side of the fridge EVERY time.
26. If you make a snowman and use food to make his face the birds and raccoons will love you for it and give you something to rebuild each morning...
27. If you make a fat snowman on Monday in California you will have a skinny snowman on Thursday just from one day of sun on Wednesday! Great diet- lay in the sun and melt it off!
28. The best way to catch a burglar in the summer is to let the kids play with all their Legos in the living room and then put them in charge of picking them all up... there will always be one or two tiny Legos left for the burglars feet to find.
29. There is more than one level and definition of "clean" when it comes to bedrooms. If I could only get away with this for my house!
The wearing the Lego Logo on my sole side of the Moon
------------------ The Moon aka: Stefenie Harris Moonlight Designs Pollock Pines, CA learnin' somethin' new every day!
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30. One child can eat a whole german chocolate cake by herself.
31. Noxema and stick deoderant cannot exchange containers...however, both can write on the mirror!
32. A John Cougar Mellancamp (Scarecrow) tape can play after it's been dropped in the toilet.
33. Softscrub bathroom cleaner does not taste as good as it smells.
34. Helping Mommy by putting a half-eaten bowl of grits on the edge of the kitchen counter which is way taller than me on our way out the door, gets me a lot of attention...ok my hair gets a lot of attention.
35. When doing something wrong...make lots of noise...sneaking is one thing mamas can hear a mile away.
36. Drinking a whole container of grape juice, before Mommy adds water to it, makes everything purple...sheets, blankets, pajamas, etc.
37. OOOOOOOOh...look at all the kewl places in my toy box to hide food I don't want to eat!
38. Mommy doesn't like to wear Barbie's shoes in the dark.
------------------ DrQuill - Mural Woman PEACE SIGNS logodesign2@icqmail.com Georgia, USA
39. Aunt Susie laughs when I get in trouble because she likes to see that look on Mommy's face...I think she's on my side!
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40. 1 full bottle of liquid laundry soap and 1 full bottle of fabric softner in the mud make good mud pies and an easy to clean child 41. and Cats realy like sticky tape on their paws and really like to be spun around on the polished floor until they can't stand up 42. if you throw up in the middle of a crowded room all over every body the room will empty very quick. 43. mini bikes with no brakes only stop when you hit the fence
------------------ Ian Wilson Signmaker Toowoomba City Council Cnr Anzac Ave & Stephen st Toowoomba Queensland Australia may all your toubles be little ones The man that never make a mistake never makes anything
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