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Linda Silver Eagle
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Found this today hehehe...

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!

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Linda Silver Eagle
Silver Eagle Graphix Studio
Georgia, USA

ICQ# 60434646

Signwriters never die...they've always got 1-Shot left!


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Kathy Joiner
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Thanks Linda! That was great. I'm gonna send that one to my ex-brother-in-law. Sounds like his resume hehehe!

Kathy

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River Road Graphics
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Old enough to know better...Too young to resist.


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Linda Silver Eagle
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You're welcome! I know it's all a bit corny, but I did laugh myself.

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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Linda Silver Eagle
Silver Eagle Graphix Studio
Georgia, USA

ICQ# 60434646

Signwriters never die...they've always got 1-Shot left!


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