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Darn it, Henry! You really had me going there! Please don't tease... Love- JILL (and I don't do erections, or installations for that matter!)
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First this and then Kissy is talking about loving construction workers, some body else got naked ladies on his disk .....I think I need to go lay down and take a nap!
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installs...i hate them! ray you actually install the ski area signs? FTS! i have to do 7- 5' x 8' and 1--8' x 12.8' for the weekend...trail maps on aluminum....that's bad enough, i certainly wouldn't want to schlep them all over the mtn...you go guy!
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Ya know I got a visual mind... and it takes forever for web pages to load here on the dial-up from hell. So, I click on Warm Erections and my mind is left alone to wander while the page loads...oh the visuals.
Jane, I think you'll get a kick out of this, before your 'nap' (so, that's the new word for it huh? ) I forgot to mention earlier that I was watching the cement guys, especially the really good looking one, when they were on their knees smoothing out the cement. All I could think is the cute one has a really smooth stroke and is really good with his hands and he's on his knees...... ok, I need a nap too now. Or is that a cold shower?
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Hell, I think Kissy was imagining the poor bastard scrubbing her floors.... LOL!
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A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say to you: 1. you have a dirty mind, 2. You didn't read your homework, and 3. One day you are going to be very, very disappointed!"
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Man, this post went down hill fast didn't it?! Bill, It's TOO EARLY to close!!!hehehehheee
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He was chasing me so I accidentally double posted....sorry!
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I forgot to mention that my brother David works for a crane company. His truck doors say "STEEL ERECTION"... No wonder his wife is always smiling! And my other brother, Kevin works for a sign company that only does erections! love Jill
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There's a screenprinting shop that I drive by almost every day called "New Directions" say it fast... I laugh every time.
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Please don't tease...
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.....I think I need to go lay down and take a nap! ![[Dunno]](graemlins/dunno.gif)
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) I forgot to mention earlier that I was watching the cement guys, especially the really good looking one, when they were on their knees smoothing out the cement. All I could think is the cute one has a really smooth stroke and is really good with his hands and he's on his knees...... ok, I need a nap too now. Or is that a cold shower? 
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A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" 
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