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SINCE MY OTHER ONE GOT DELETED....lets try this: A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE......ONLY WORKS WHEN ITS O P E N ! ! ! and not many here.
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-------------------- joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-637-1519 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND Posts: 11582 | From: pensacola, fl. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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500,000 battered women in America, and I'm still eating mine plain.
-------------------- Dana Blair Blair Signs Wooster, OH www.blairsigns.com
If sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their picket signs? Posts: 835 | From: Wooster, OH, USA | Registered: Jul 1999
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HORN BROKE, WATCH FOR FINGER and IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I'M DRIVING GET OFF THE DAMN SIDEWALK!
-------------------- Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, And Dance like no one's watching. :) Mike Lavallee Mike Lavallee's Pinstriping & Airbrush Art Everett, WA Posts: 449 | From: Everett, WA | Registered: Dec 1998
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Back in 1979, when then Massachusetts Governor Michael Dukakis was running for president, there was a pay dispute between his office and the state police at the time. I'd borrowed my uncle's car to take my license test in at that time. He was a state trooper and the car was a former state police vehicle. It still had a 454 Interceptor engine in it, and my dad had mentioned to be careful when I took my test since the car had a lot of power. I took the car out for a spin before the test to get used to it, then headed across town a nervous wreck at age 17 to try to get a driver's license.
As my dad and I went out with the registry person for my driving exam, the tester, who was a state trooper, noticed the bumper sticker on the car. He got into the passenger's side front seat he told me.. "I have a 100 point system on which I base whether or not you pass the test. I'll give 90 points right now for the bumper sticker on the car and another 5 because I know you could bury the needle on the speedometer with this thing."
The bumper sticker said "Dukakis unfair to labor". The speedometer was accurate to 140 MPH!
I can't even begin to tell you how hard my dad, sitting in the back seat, cracked up!
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-------------------- Ray Rheaume Rapidfire Design 543 Brushwood Road North Haverhill, NH 03774 rapidfiredesign@hotmail.com 603-787-6803
I like my paint shaken, not stirred. Posts: 5648 | From: North Haverhill, New Hampshire | Registered: Apr 2003
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I guess I'll add my two cents! I put this on some tshirts, but it could be a bumper sticker....."As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death............I **** my pants"
-------------------- Tony Vickio The World Famous Vickio Signs 3364 Rt.329 Watkins Glen, NY 14891 t30v@vickiosigns.com 607-535-6241 http://www.vickiosigns.com Posts: 1063 | From: Watkins Glen, New York | Registered: Sep 2001
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Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.
-------------------- “Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?” -Winnie the Pooh & A.A. Milne
Kelly Thorson Kel-T-Grafix 801 Main St. Holdfast, SK S0G 2H0 ktg@sasktel.net Posts: 5496 | From: Penzance, Saskatchewan | Registered: May 2002
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-------------------- Mike Pulskamp Pulskamp Arts Sacramento, CA mpulskamp@earthlink.net Posts: 165 | From: Sacramento, CA | Registered: Dec 2002
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"Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks Your An A$$hole"
I gave that to my brother-in-law but my sister wouldn't let him put it on his truck.
Also like, "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat"
-------------------- John Cordova Gitano Design Studio Albuquerque, NM Posts: 268 | From: Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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-------------------- Kimberly Zanetti Purcell www.amethystProductivity.com Folsom, CA email: Kimberly@AmethystProductivity.com
“Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.” AA Milne Posts: 3722 | From: Folsom, CA | Registered: Dec 2001
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This is fun. I love to read bumper stickers and vanity plates. Here are some of my favorites. "Oops, My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma" "Can Vegetarians Eat Animal Crackers?" "Pray for Whirled Peas"
-------------------- Dawn Ellis Signs by Dawn Long Beach, CA signsbydawn@aol.com
Trust yourself. Listen to the voice within. It is always right. Posts: 456 | From: Long Beach, California | Registered: Jan 2003
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Since my wife and I are anti-children we liked this one...
"It's easier to put on a condom than a diaper"
-------------------- -------------------- Dave Cox C2 Media Services (Formerly That Sign Guy) dave@c2mediaservices.com -------------------- Full Color Printing Posts: 295 | From: Sacramento CA | Registered: Jan 2003
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What's with Myra and all her references to alcohol? Hmmmmmmmm?
Let's go for a beer... I'm even buying!
-------------------- Bruce Bowers
DrCAS Custom Lettering and Design Saint Cloud, Minnesota
"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter Posts: 6451 | From: Saint Cloud, Minnesota | Registered: Jun 1999
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"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter Posts: 6451 | From: Saint Cloud, Minnesota | Registered: Jun 1999
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