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Topic: your favorite bumper sticker sayings

Adrienne Pereira
Visitor
Member # 1046

posted

Here's a COUPLE to get you started...

'FREE TIBET...*one with every purchase'

"SAVE THE WHALES...collect the whole set"

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Adrienne Pereira
Splash Signs

Port Angeles, WA
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"Sure, it's colder in the Northwest, but...it's a damp cold!"

360-477-5656
splashsigns@msn.com

Posts: 4868 | From: Port Angeles, Washington, USA | Registered: Sep 1999 | IP: Logged |

Alicia B. Jennings
Resident

Member # 1272

posted

"USA, BUY MEXICO!!!" I really wish the USA could take over Mexico. It's so beautiful and it;s sad to think of how so many companies are poluting that place. And while we're there we can buy up Central America as well.

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Signs by Alicia Jennings (Mudflap Girl)
Tacoma, WA
Since 1987
Have Lipstick, will travel.

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Alicia B. Jennings
Resident

Member # 1272

posted

And also, "Buy My Signs!"

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Signs by Alicia Jennings (Mudflap Girl)
Tacoma, WA
Since 1987
Have Lipstick, will travel.

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Dana Bowers
Resident

Member # 780

posted

I saw this on the back of a semi...

"I slow down for brunettes, I brake for blondes, but I back up for redheads"

But this is my favorite, seen on the back of a repair shop delivery truck...

"Joe's Fix-It Shop - we repair what your husband fixed!"

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Dana Ferry
St Cloud, MN

Posts: 1556 | From: St Cloud, MN | Registered: May 1999 | IP: Logged |

Steve Barba
Visitor
Member # 431

posted

I used to have this one:

"ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR FREE HELP"

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"B0LT" on the chat room thing.

steven.barba@yellowjackets.bhsu.edu
605-720-7669

Posts: 768 | From: Sturgis South Dakota | Registered: Nov 1998 | IP: Logged |

Steve Burke
Visitor
Member # 2674

posted

My two favourites (tied for first place):

"Honk if you like the sound of an AK-47"

"Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my A$$"

- I had the hemorrhoid one on my previous car and I had quite a few offended people mouthing off behind me...and tail-gating.

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Steve Burke
Cascades Inc
NS Canada

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

Posts: 359 | From: NS Canada | Registered: Jan 2002 | IP: Logged |

Rick Sacks
Resident

Member # 379

posted

Honk if you like peace and quiet

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The SignShop
Mendocino, California

http://www.mendosign.com

Making the simple complicated is commonplace;
making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. — Charles Mingus

Posts: 6713 | From: Mendocino, CA. USA | Registered: Nov 1998 | IP: Logged |

Jed Pedersen
Visitor
Member # 2344

posted

"Run Hillary Run!"

Back bumper for those of liberal persuasion.

Front bumper for conservatives. [Eek!]

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Jed Pedersen
Graphic Air
157W 300N
Malad, Idaho 83252
208.220.0389

Posts: 166 | From: S.E. Idaho | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged |

Stephen Faulkner
Visitor
Member # 2511

posted

Jesus may love you but...
everyone else thinks you're a d!nk!

[ December 15, 2003, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Stephen Faulkner ]

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"No excuses!.... No regrets!..."

GEET
www.goldrushsigns.com
known associate... pinstripermafia.com

Posts: 724 | From: Florissant, CO | Registered: Dec 2001 | IP: Logged |

Donald Thompson
Resident

Member # 3726

posted

I Love Animals
They're Delicious

There is plenty of room for God's creatures
Right next to the mashed potatoes

Eat Steak
The West wasn't won on salads

Some of my favorites

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Donald Thompson
#1 Sign Designs
580 Templeton Rd.
Laurens,SC 29360
864-682-7810
1signdesigns@backroads.net
www.1signdesigns.com

Posts: 1525 | From: Laurens, SC | Registered: Mar 2003 | IP: Logged |

Ed_Solheim
Visitor
Member # 1400

posted

"Dan Gurney for President!" [Wink]

"You've just been Mini'd!"

another one I love is:

"Save a wolf - shoot a sheep-farmer!2

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All the best,
Edwin Solheim
AS Solheim Reklame
Langhus, Norway

Posts: 38 | From: Langhus, Norway | Registered: Mar 2000 | IP: Logged |

Jillbeans
Resident

Member # 1912

posted

Hi Adrienne!
My Favorite:
MARS AREA SCHOOL DISTRICT
My Child Made The Grades! HONOR ROLL 03/04
I have waited years for this one...
Love- JILL

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That is like a Mr. Potato Head with all the pieces in the wrong place.
-Russ McMullin

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Joe Cieslowski
Resident

Member # 2429

posted

As seen on the back of a beat-up pickup truck.....with a rifle rack in the back window....with a blonde driving.....
"I've got PMS and a Gun....So, What's your problem?" [Dunno]

Joe,
Makin Chips and Havin Fun!

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Joe Cieslowski
Connecticut Woodcarvers Gallery
P.O.Box 368
East Canaan CT 06024
jcieslowski@snet.net
860-824-0883

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Myra Grozinger
Visitor
Member # 327

posted

"Misery is Optional"

and

"Karma never sleeps"

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Myra A. Grozinger
Signs Limited
Winston-Salem, NC

signslimited@triad.rr.com

Posts: 1244 | From: Winston-Salem, NC USA | Registered: Nov 1998 | IP: Logged |

KARYN BUSH
Resident

Member # 1948

posted

cat...the other white meat.

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Karyn Bush
Simply Not Ordinary, LLC
Bartlett, NH
603-383-9955
www.snosigns.com
info@snosigns.com

Posts: 3516 | From: Bartlett, NH USA | Registered: Jan 2001 | IP: Logged |

Steve Purcell
Visitor
Member # 1140

posted

WE GOT HIM!
[Applause]

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Steve Purcell
Purcell Woodcarving & Signmaking
Cape Cod, MA

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Intelligent Design Is No Accident

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Kathy Joiner
Visitor
Member # 1814

posted

Haha bet you thought this was another funny bumper sticker...now back off!!!

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Kathy Joiner
River Road Graphics
41628 River Road
Ponchatoula, La.70454

Old enough to know better...Too young to resist.

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Bob Ficucell
Visitor
Member # 1460

posted

From the 60s.

Hate cops?, next time your in trouble call a Hippie !

Bob

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Bob Ficucell
Glass Arts
Woodland Hills,Ca

Posts: 220 | From: Woodland Hills | Registered: Mar 2000 | IP: Logged |

Mike Pipes
Visitor
Member # 1573

posted

I saw this one just yesterday and thought it was funny:

"If it ain't broke, fit it until it is."

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"If I share all my wisdom I won't have any left for myself."

Mike Pipes
stickerpimp.com
Lake Havasu, AZ
mike@stickerpimp.com

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CJ Allan
Visitor
Member # 52

posted

"Get Off the Damn Cell Phone IDIOT....
and Drive That Thing....

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CJ Allan
CJs Engraving
982 English Dr.
Hazel, KY 42049

www.cjs-engraving.com

Posts: 1284 | From: Hazel, KY. USA | Registered: Nov 1998 | IP: Logged |

Pierre St.Marie
Visitor
Member # 1462

posted

EARTH FIRST!! We'll log the rest of the planets later.

I may be slow, but I'm ahead of YOU!

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Pierre St.Marie
Stmariegraphics
Kalispell,Mt
www.stmariegraphics.com
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Plan on knowing everything before I die and time's running out!

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Si Allen
Resident

Member # 420

posted

"Keep honking while I reload!"

"If it's Tourist Season, Why can't we shoot them?"

"Jesus is comming, and boy is He pi$$ed!"

"Nuke a baby whale for Jesus!"

"Guns don't kill people, bullets travelling very fast do!"

"If you don't like the way I am diving, stay off the sidewalk!"

[Smile]

[ December 15, 2003, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]

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Si Allen #562
La Mirada, CA. USA

(714) 521-4810

si.allen on Skype

siallen@dslextreme.com

"SignPainters do It with Longer Strokes!"

Never mess with your profile while in a drunken stupor!!!

Brushasaurus on Chat

Posts: 8827 | From: La Mirada, CA, USA | Registered: Nov 1998 | IP: Logged |

Jay Nichols
Visitor
Member # 2842

posted

TOO BAD IGNORANCE ISNT PAINFUL.

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Jay Nichols
ALPHABET SOUP

~the large print giveth and
the small print taketh away~

Posts: 176 | From: SW Florida | Registered: Mar 2002 | IP: Logged |

Ray Rheaume
Resident

Member # 3794

posted

"If you can read this sticker you're too close."

"I brake for no apparent reason."

"Save the forest...EAT A BEAVER!"

"My other car is a BMW"

"My kid BEAT UP your honor roll student!"

Rapid

BTW: Did anyone else notice that Saddam Hussein looks a lot like Tommy Chong these days?

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Ray Rheaume
Rapidfire Design
543 Brushwood Road
North Haverhill, NH 03774
rapidfiredesign@hotmail.com
603-787-6803

I like my paint shaken, not stirred.

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Sheila Ferrell
Resident

Member # 3741

posted

Ya'll stop havin' so much fun today!
I'm tryin' to leave town to get away an' create relaxation vibes to secure my sanity but I j'es cannot resist trivial, meaningless, everyday ..............by the way, this is a de'javu or we really already did this since I been here in febraury?

IF YOU AIN'T THE LEAD DOG
THE SCENERY NEVER GHANGES

STAMP OUT & ABOLISH
REDUNDANCY & REPITITION ......gud'un fer sign painters.

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Signs
Sweet Home Alabama

oneshot on chat

"Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, work like a dog"

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Kissymatina
Resident

Member # 2028

posted

Chips, I have that sweatshirt and coffee mug. [Wink]

one of my favorites:

"My juvenile delinquent knocked-up your honor student"

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Chris Welker
Wildfire Signs
Indiana, Pa

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Billie DeBekker
Visitor
Member # 3848

posted

Here's one for Joey

Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless

BEER It’s the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!

BEER We don’t make the urine. We make the urine faster

Beer: Helping Ugly People get layed for over 200 years

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Billie DeBekker
3rd Dimension Signs
Canon City Colorado 81212
719-276-9338
bill@3dsignco.com
www.3dsignco.com

"Another Fine Graduate of the Ray Charles School of Sign Painting."

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W. R. Pickett
Visitor
Member # 3842

posted

"Signpainters do it with longer strokes!"

...hardy, har har.

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WR Pickett
Richmond, Va.

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CJ Allan
Visitor
Member # 52

posted

"You Can Get More With a Kind Word and a Gun..........
Than You Can Get With a Kind Word"

"Draft Dodgers For DEAN '04"

Yo Chris............
You left off the bottom line..........

Shoulda read.......

"My Juvinile Delinquint Knocked up Your Honor Student.......
Now He's On a Milk Carton..!!

[Smile]

[ December 15, 2003, 02:20 PM: Message edited by: CJ Allan ]

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CJ Allan
CJs Engraving
982 English Dr.
Hazel, KY 42049

www.cjs-engraving.com

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Corey Wine
Resident

Member # 1640

posted

IF GOD NEVER INTENDED THAT ANIMALS BE EATEN.....HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THEM OUT OF MEAT! [Razz]

also a buddy of mine told me of a sticker when Prince Charles and Princess Di were having popularity problems, a sticker was created that said, "UP CHUCK AND DI" [Eek!]

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Corey Wine
SignCONCEPTS
Airdrie, Alberta, Canada

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Ken Henry
Visitor
Member # 598

posted

"When I want to hear from an a$$hole. I'll fart".

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Ken Henry
Henry & Henry Signs
London, Ontario Canada
(519) 439-1881
e-mail: kjmlhenry@rogers.com

Why do I get all those on-line offers to sell me Viagara, when the only thing hardening is my arteries ?

Posts: 2684 | From: London,Ontario, Canada | Registered: Feb 1999 | IP: Logged |

Mark Higdon
Visitor
Member # 2990

posted

"My Kid Was Inmate of the Month At the County Jail"

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Mark " Magic" Higdon
Magic Kustom Graphix
18025 Elton
Alvin, Tx 77511

Posts: 72 | From: Houston, Tx | Registered: May 2002 | IP: Logged |

Rick Beisiegel
Resident

Member # 3723

posted

I was so sick of the 1-1-00 hype that I made one in 11/99 that said:

1-1-00
Just another day!

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Rick Beisiegel
Vital Signs & Graphics
Since 1982
(231) 452-6225 / (231) 652-3300
www.vitalsignsandgraphics.com
www.facebook.com/VitalSignsNewaygo

""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers

Posts: 3484 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003 | IP: Logged |

Mike Languein
Visitor
Member # 319

posted

"Save The Skewings" (sticker heads never mind)

or
on the left = "Question Authority"

on the right= "Why?"

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REPUBLICANS: don't read these!!! >>

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Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism

Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.

Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!

Bush/Cheney '04: Less CIA -- More CYA

Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism

Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.

Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.

Bush/Cheney: Asses of Evil

Don't think. Vote Bush!

George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt

George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There

Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!

Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!

Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind

Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!

Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.

Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.

Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!

Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!

Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!

Bush/Cheney: 1984 Now

George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency

George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot

Peace & Prosperity Suck -- Big-Time

Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"

Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"

Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier.

Bush/Cheney 04: It's Clinton's Fault

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld: Axis of Weasels

Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude" [Eek!]

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Rick Chavez
Visitor
Member # 2146

posted

I saw one last month that said:
"I eat vegitarians"

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Rick Chavez
Hemet, CA

Posts: 1538 | From: Hemet,CA U.S.A. | Registered: Jun 2001 | IP: Logged |

Mark Perkins
Visitor
Member # 296

posted

"If you can't feed them, don't breed them" [Big Grin]

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Mark Perkins
Performance Signs &
Graphics
Eunice, Louisiana
"The heart of Cajun
Country"

Posts: 506 | From: Eunice Louisiana 70535 | Registered: Nov 1998 | IP: Logged |

Mark Perkins
Visitor
Member # 296

posted

Ohh another one seen on the back of a 18 wheeler
"My take home pay won't take me home"

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Mark Perkins
Performance Signs &
Graphics
Eunice, Louisiana
"The heart of Cajun
Country"

Posts: 506 | From: Eunice Louisiana 70535 | Registered: Nov 1998 | IP: Logged |

Charles Borges de Oliveir
Visitor
Member # 3770

posted

i saw this one and thought it was pretty funny.

"Honk if anything falls off"

the car was a junker.

-Chuck

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Charles Borges de Oliveira
Borges Lettering & Design
Snohomish WA

Posts: 352 | From: Snohomish WA | Registered: Mar 2003 | IP: Logged |

Mike Pulskamp
Visitor
Member # 3475

posted

What about;

Re-elect Gore in 04

Only in America, Even a looser can be a winner

Vote Cuthulu. Why settle for the lesser of two evils.

Lycanthopy, a disease not a crime.

I downshift for tailgaters

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Mike Pulskamp
Pulskamp Arts
Sacramento, CA
mpulskamp@earthlink.net

Posts: 165 | From: Sacramento, CA | Registered: Dec 2002 | IP: Logged |

Todd Gill
Resident

Member # 2569

posted

My fav was a picture of Bill and Hillary with the statement: "Dual airbags" [Razz]

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Todd Gill
Outside The Lines
Potterville, MI

Posts: 7792 | From: Potterville, MI | Registered: Dec 2001 | IP: Logged |

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