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16 Things to entertain yourself at Wal-Mart while your significant other is taking their sweet time shopping.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official one, "Code 3" in housewares . . and see what happens. (best if timed just right with #2). 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ''Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!! 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!" 16. Tell the ladies at the main desk that you want your husband to meet you at the front door. Hand them a piece of paper with his name on it and ask them if they could announce his name and ask him to meet you….The paper says…”Stu Paddaso”
HAVE FUN!!
-------------------- Jane Diaz Diaz Sign Art 628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764 815-844-7024 www.diazsignart.com Posts: 4102 | From: Pontiac, IL USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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Cute one, Jane! I find Christmas shopping at WalMart to be detrimental to my patience. The checkouts are filled to capacity, everyone is in a hurry, yuppies let toddlers who should be in carts roam freely...etc. etc. It is hard to keep the spirit of Christmas in my heart when I feel like throwing myself on the floor and pitching a tantrum! WAAAAAA!!! But I think I will try some of your suggestions on my next trip to Wally-World! Love- JILL
-------------------- That is like a Mr. Potato Head with all the pieces in the wrong place. -Russ McMullin Posts: 8834 | From: Butler, PA, USA | Registered: Jan 2001
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