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Mike Languein
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On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a
consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing
of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be
asked to play a note),

TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved
Bovine-Americans,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration, (NOTE: after
members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the
calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid
further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,

THREE deconstructionist poets,

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses and...

ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

Happy Solstice, Merry Christmas Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Yule. Oh, heck! Happy Holidays!!!!
(unless otherwise prohibited ) *

*Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case,
please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with a suggestion that you have a thoroughly
adequate day.

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Kimberly Zanetti
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Mikey - you crack me up!

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www.amethystProductivity.com
Folsom, CA
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Sheila Ferrell
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I LOVE IT! Put it in the book you gotta write! [Big Grin]

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Delzell
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[Big Grin]

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Delzell
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[Big Grin]

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Mike Languein
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I'm just a Holiday Ham, Sheila -

Half Baked at that.


[Smile]

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Adrienne Pereira
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LOL!

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Adrienne Pereira
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Half baked, maybe, but well versed.

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Riedel Sign Co., Inc.
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Little Ferry, N.J. 07643
billsr@riedelsignco.com

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