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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?!" the teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
-------------------- Jane Diaz Diaz Sign Art 628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764 815-844-7024 www.diazsignart.com Posts: 4102 | From: Pontiac, IL USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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That reminds me of the little farmer boy at vacation Bible school the one year I went:
The teacher was helping the children learn the Lord's prayer. This fellow, naturally not being familiar with Old English, clenched his tiny fists, squeezed his eyes shut and began: Our Father...Which ain't in heaven...
Then there's the story I heard about Dolly Parton: When she was little she heard the choir singing..."Angels beckon me from heavens open door.." Only she thought it said..."Angels bakin' me from heaven's oven door..."
And lastly, the kindergartner who wanted to sing the song about Gladly My Cross-Eyed Bear.
I could go on, but I'll spare you.
-------------------- James Donahue Donahue Sign Arts 1851 E. Union Valley Rd. Seymour TN. (865) 577-3365 brushman@nxs.net
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for lunch, Benjamin Franklin Posts: 2057 | From: 1033 W. Union Valley Rd. | Registered: Feb 2003
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GAWD Stephen!!!! THAT is about the worst "twist" I have ever heard!!!!
Took me about 45 secs to figure it out..I am getting too slow!!!!
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-------------------- James Donahue Donahue Sign Arts 1851 E. Union Valley Rd. Seymour TN. (865) 577-3365 brushman@nxs.net
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for lunch, Benjamin Franklin Posts: 2057 | From: 1033 W. Union Valley Rd. | Registered: Feb 2003
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