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Jerry Mathel
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I saw a really funny sign today in the window of a second hand store. "If it's in stock, we have it".

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Jerry Mathel
Jerry Mathel Signs
Grants Pass, Oregon
signs@grantspass.com


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Marty Happy
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I saw a portable sign yesterday that said "LIQUIDATION BY APPOINTMENT"!!! Hmmmmm, anyone feel like being liquidated?!?!

Happy Signing.....Marty

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Marty Happy
Signmaker Since 1974
Happy Ad Sign & Design
Regina SK, Canada S4N 5K4

306.789.9567
e-mail: happyad@sk.sympatico.ca
website: www.happyad.ca

Get Happy & Get Noticed!


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Dave Hodge
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Saw one near the university; read " Good student accommodation near to town centre "
We don't know where the bad ones are going.!!

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Goldenmahl
Dave Hodge's Traditional Signs. Preston, England.
01772 743352
GOLDENMAHLDAVE@aol.com



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Joey Madden
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Hey Jerry how bout this one

'Its the Climate'

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HotLines Joey Madden
Pinstriper and designer of the Inflite'
See it go to work http://www.killerkoncepts.com
learning capabilities http://www.members.tripod.com/Inflite


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michigan signguy
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this one is right in my home town!!
this is one of our motels


"clean rooms $38.00 "

I was going to call and ask how much for a dirty room . lol

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GSD SIGNS
Lewiston,Mi.
517-786-5226


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old paint
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i just did a truck a week or so ago...and was told i mis-spelled DINNING.....Looks right to me....is it DINEING or DINING?

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
850-944-5060
BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND


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Dave Utter
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SLOW, SENIOR CITIZENS............
HEY!, they can't help it, they're old.......

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Dave Utter
D-utterguy on chat
Sign Designs
Beardstown, Il.
utter@casscomm.com


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Graham Hodge
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Joe, the correct spelling in DINING.
Dave, the British must have a quirky sense of humour, we have a friend visiting from the Isle of Man and he said he thought it strange when he saw signs advertising "Live Bands", he remarked, 'have you every seen a DEAD band playing?'
Actually, I've seen a few bands I thought were dead.

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Gray Hodge
celtman@ireland.com
Cam River Signs
Somerset, Tasmania,
Down Under


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Mike Lavallee
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one of the funniest signs I ever saw actually made me turn around so I could go photograph it. it was a home made sign lettered in of all things Electrical Tape!

it looked like this:

PUP
PIES
FOR
SALE

It was on a bord 12" wide and 4' tall!

I guess you really can't hyphenate puppies!

man it was funny, I wanted to get a pie tin and fill it with whipped cream and stuffed doggie tails with a cherry on top and have my picture taken with it. hmmm, I wonder what flavor they where, I hope not french poodle they give me the hives every time I've ever eaten one! hahahah
Mike

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Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, And Dance like no one's watching. :)
Mike Lavallee
Mike Lavallee's Pinstriping & Airbrush Art
Everett, WA



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PKing
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Rare book store,with business hours of
"By appointment or By chance"

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PKing is
Pat King of
King Sign Design in
McCalla,Alabama
The Professor of
SIGNOLOGY


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Chuck Peterson
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A friend of mine makes reproductions of antique furniture. I wanted to make him a sign that said "Custom Made Antiques".
He didn't go for the idea.

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Chuck Peterson Graphics
1860 Playa Riviera Dr.
Cardiff-by-the-Sea, Calif. 92007


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Pierre St.Marie
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Joe......we used to go out DINNING, but we lost our sticks and bags and we couldn't find any of the little suckers anyway.

:^)

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St.Marie Graphics
& Makin' Tracks Sound Studio
Kalispell, Montana
stmariegraphics@centurytel.net http://www.stmariegraphics.com
800 735-8026
We're chiseling every day of the week! :^)



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old paint
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perrie i think your confusin eating with "snipe huntin"........you have been on a snipe hunt havent ya?

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
850-944-5060
BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND


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Adrienne Pereira
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On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists:

Remember, objects in the mirror
are actually behind you.

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Adrienne Morgan
Splash Signs
www.splashsigns.com
"Rainkatt'

Benicia, CA
707-746-7847 (shop)
707-550-4553 (voicemail)
adrienne@splashsigns.com


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Adrienne Pereira
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On a sign on a country road:

If you can't see this sign, the river is under water

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Sign in Malaysian restaurant:


Seafood
brought in
by customers
will not be
entertained

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Adrienne Morgan
Splash Signs
www.splashsigns.com
"Rainkatt'

Benicia, CA
707-746-7847 (shop)
707-550-4553 (voicemail)
adrienne@splashsigns.com


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david drane
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I once saw a sign on some furniture that read "Genuine vinyl hide". Now that's one animal that Iv'e never come across!!

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Drane Signs
Sunshine Coast
Nambour, Qld.
dranesig@dingoblue.net.au
Downunder
"If we did all things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves" - Thomas Edison


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Monte Jumper
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Joe are you sure that wasn't sniipe?

My all time favorite... I saw passing through the desert in Arizona at a road side restaurant..."T-bones $1.25 (with meat $6.00)

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Monte Jumper
SIGNLanguage/Norman.Okla.


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Dave Sherby
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Made this one for a rental outfit.

If you need it, we have it
If we don't have it, we can get it
If we can't get it, we'll make it
If we can't make it, you don't need it

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Dave Sherby
"Sandman"
SherWood Sign & Graphic Design
Crystal Falls, MI 49920
906-875-6201
ICQ: 21604027
sherwood@up.net


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Laura Butler
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In our small town, there are signs in the parking lots where kids hang out on Friday nights that say "No Un-necessary driving" Dah. I wonder what intelligent city politician came up with that one.

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Laura Butler
Vision Graphics and Sign
560 Oak St.
Lapeer, Mi 48446
810-664-3812
visiongraphics@tir.com

"Anything thats comes from my shop, comes from the right brain."



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