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Send this warning to every lady on your e-mail list! I hate those hoax e-mail warnings, but this one is important! If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your boobs, DO NOT show him your boobs! This is a scam. He only wants to see your boobs.
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-------------------- Jane Diaz Diaz Sign Art 628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764 815-844-7024 www.diazsignart.com Posts: 4102 | From: Pontiac, IL USA | Registered: Feb 1999
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OOPS, Jane! I already did...he claimed to be a lobbyist so I thought is was OK. Funny...he looked a lot like Steve Shortreed! Love- JILL
-------------------- That is like a Mr. Potato Head with all the pieces in the wrong place. -Russ McMullin Posts: 8834 | From: Butler, PA, USA | Registered: Jan 2001
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I think I've seen that same guy around our neighbourhood. Only this time he was claiming to be inspecting the pendulums on Grandfather clocks.
-------------------- Ken Henry Henry & Henry Signs London, Ontario Canada (519) 439-1881 e-mail: kjmlhenry@rogers.com
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""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3485 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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Not only did I show him my boobs, I also showed him how I could how my malh stick and a can of paint between them.
-------------------- Signs by Alicia Jennings (Mudflap Girl) Tacoma, WA Since 1987 Have Lipstick, will travel. Posts: 3814 | From: Tacoma, WA. U.S.A. | Registered: Dec 1999
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What can I say? You sign gals drive me crazy. Looking at Alicia, Kissy and Jill are enough to cause anyone eye damage. As Jimmy Carter once said "I have lusted in my heart."
-------------------- Steve Shortreed 144 Hill St., E. Fergus, Ontario Canada N1M 1G9 519-787-2673
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Ooh! That Darn Steve! He really gets around! love Jill (wish I was like Alicia...when I go braless & jog, it sounds like someone is applauding!)
-------------------- That is like a Mr. Potato Head with all the pieces in the wrong place. -Russ McMullin Posts: 8834 | From: Butler, PA, USA | Registered: Jan 2001
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What if they claim to be a doctor and they're offering free breast exams (true story?!?!?)
Cheers,
Checkers
-------------------- a.k.a. Brian Born www.CheckersCustom.com Harrisburg, Pa Work Smart, Play Hard Posts: 3775 | From: Harrisburg, Pa. U.S.A. | Registered: Nov 1998
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Ladies... pay no attention to that Jane Diaz. She knows not of what she speaks. This is a serious survey that I have been conducting for several years. I intend to publish my findings once the survey is complete.
I hope to see more of all of you in the near future.
-------------------- Don Hulsey Strokes by DON signs Utica, KY 270-275-9552 sbdsigns@aol.com
I've always been crazy... but it's kept me from going insane. Posts: 2275 | From: Utica, KY U.S.A. | Registered: Jan 1999
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Steve I am hurt that I was not included in with the "sign babes"! Guess us old broads have to take a back seat.... Jill, you crack me up! Don, I want to see that report in triplicate on my desk in the morning Pat, I AM a blond! And my honey, Bill, you are as lucky as you are gonna get!!! xoxoxoxo
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A man was going door to door conducting a survey for Vaseline Petroleum Jelly, when he knocked on a certain door, a beautiful young women opened the door in a revealing robe and asked him to come in. The man went in and was told to sit down on the couch and the woman brought in some coffee. The woman sat down next to him and asked, how she could help him. The man explained the nature of his survey and asked if she was familiar with the product. The woman admitted that she was familiar with the product and had used the product. At that point the man asked if she had any in the house, and the woman admitted that she had some in the house. The man asked the woman to go get the product and she did. He made a not of how much of the container was used. He then asked the woman to describe some of the ways she used the product. The woman replied, that when her hands were dry and chafed from housework or washing dishes, she used Vaseline to soothe her hands. The man made a note on this. The then asked if there were other ways the products were used. The woman stated that when her husband worked in the sun for any length of time, his hair would get dry and that her husband used the product to re-moisten his hair. The man made a note of this. Then he asked the woman if there was any other ways the product was used by her or her husband or maybe both together. The young woman looked a little embarished, but admitted that she and her husband used the product during sex. The man made his note of this. The man thought that this might just be his lucky day and so he asked the woman if she would mind telling him how they used the product during sex. It was now his turn to be surprised, when the young woman asked if he would like her to show him how they used Vaseline during sex. He excitedly replied that he would like to see it. The man could not believe it as this beautiful young woman got up and took the jar of Vaseline and walked to the bedroom. She then began to smear some Vaseline on The doorknob. The she turned to the man and said, “You see, We smear the stuff on the doorknob, so the kids can’t open the door.
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In a state with a large hillbilly population a wife was getting her hair done in the beauty salon. The gals were talking about their marital needs and it was determined that their husbands just didn't get the fact that what they really needed was romance.
That night the wife explained to her husband that what she really wanted was romance and spent an hour on the subject as they prepared for bed. So the husband said, "I get it, honey," and he reached over her shoulder and grab her breast and said, "You know, if we could figure out how to make milk come out of here, we could get rid of the cow." "Is that a fact," she replied.
"Yes," and as he grabbed her bottom he said, "and if we could figure out how to make eggs come out of here, we could get rid of the chicken." "You don't suppose?" quipped the wife.
She then turned around and put a firm grip on his unit and said, "And if we could figure out a way to get this to stand to attention, we could get rid of your brother!!!!!!"
-------------------- Bill Diaz Diaz Sign Art Pontiac IL www.diazsignart.com Posts: 2107 | From: Pontiac, IL | Registered: Dec 2001
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