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Steve & Barb Shortreed
144 Hill St., E.
Fergus, ON, Canada
N1M 1G9

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old paint
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LETTER FROM A FARM KID NOW AT THE MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT IN SAN
DIEGO.

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the
Marine
Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join
up
quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless
at first
because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am
getting so I like
to sleep late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot
and
shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix,wood
to
split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it
is not
so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs,
bacon, etc.,
but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant,
pie and
other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by
the
two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds
you till
noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't
walk
much.

We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long
walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to
tell him
different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at
home.
Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The
country is nice, but awful flat.

The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Captain is
like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and
frown.
They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep
getting medals
for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big
as a chipmunk
head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett
boys at home.
All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't
even load your
own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to
wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful
though, they break
real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home.

I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan
from over in
Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only
5'6" and 130
pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other
fellers get
onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Gail

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
850-637-1519
BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND

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Steve Shortreed
Deceased Mayor


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Good story OP. I have 2 questions. Can this gal make a sign, and more important, does she understand the concept of word wrap?

Sorry OP. I just couldn't resist and it was a perfect chance to fool with these weird Graemlin thingies.

[Eek!]

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Steve Shortreed
144 Hill St., E.
Fergus, Ontario
Canada N1M 1G9
519-787-2673

steve@letterville.com

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Donald Thompson
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That is pretty good. I've met a few girls like that around here. There are a few on the BB that could resemble that also.

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Donald Thompson
#1 Sign Designs
580 Templeton Rd.
Laurens,SC 29360
864-682-7810
1signdesigns@backroads.net
www.1signdesigns.com

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Delzell
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[Big Grin]

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Debbie

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Jane Diaz
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I think I went to high school with that girl! [Eek!] When they choose teams in P.E. you want to make sure you were on her team so she didn't KILL you!

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Jane Diaz
Diaz Sign Art
628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764
815-844-7024
www.diazsignart.com

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Wayne Webb
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HAHAHAHA
That's a good one Joe!
Sounds like Ellie Mae from the Beverly Hillbillys.

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Wayne Webb
Webb Signworks
Chipley, FL
850.638.9329
wayne@webbsignworks.com

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Terry Whynott
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quote:
Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food.
Something tells me the "fried eggplant" was added by OP and not part of the original letter. [Razz]

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Terry Whynott
Walkerton, Ontario

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