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Si Allen
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REDNECK THANKSGIVING

You might be a redneck if . . . . .

You've ever had Thanksgiving on a Ping-Pong table

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings

You've ever reused a paper plate

You have a complete set of 16 salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side

If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table

On Thanksgiving day you have to decide which pet to eat

Your turkey platter is an old '57 Chevy hub cap

Your best dishes have "Dixie" printed on them

Your secret stuffing ingredient comes from the bait shop

Your only condiment on the table is ketchup

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies

You have to go outside to get something from the "fridge"

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"

You consider pork & beans to be a gourmet food

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer

You have an Elvis Jell-O-Mold

Your secret family recipe is illegal


Have a Happy Thanksgiving Day!


[Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]

[ November 26, 2003, 03:20 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]

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Si Allen #562
La Mirada, CA. USA

(714) 521-4810

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"SignPainters do It with Longer Strokes!"

Never mess with your profile while in a drunken stupor!!!

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Wayne Webb
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We'll be eatin'
"turkey 'n' dressin"(made with corn meal), with giblet gravy(chicken guts and cackleberries), at Mama's house tomorrow...for dinner....at noon.

Then, It'll be "turkey and stuffing(made with soggy bread crumbs)" at my mother-in'law's house ...for dinner....at night... She's from "up north".

Y'all have a nice thanksgivin'.

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Wayne Webb
Webb Signworks
Chipley, FL
850.638.9329
wayne@webbsignworks.com
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Jon Butterworth
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Si ... I thought a Red Neck Turkey was "Road Killed" ... tenderised!

Or you broke a tooth on the .45 slug in its head and said "now I have a matching pair of gaps"

Someone asked yer to "pass the beans", yer did and didn't bother to change yer jeans.

[Smile]

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Bushie^
aka Jon Butterworth

Executive Director
HARDLY NORMAL
SIGN COMPANY

http://www.icr.com.au/~jonsigns
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Jillbeans
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Si...
How did you know how folks in Butler County spend Turkey Day?
Love- Jill-Bob
[Eek!]

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That is like a Mr. Potato Head with all the pieces in the wrong place.
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Si Allen
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On Thanksgiving a family of moles is traveling down their borrow when Papa Mole says "Oh! Yumm! I smell Turkey and Dressing!" They travel a bit farther, and Momma Mole says "Oh! Yummmy! I smell Corn and Squash!" Baby Mole sighs and says "All I smell is Moleasses!"


[Smile]

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Si Allen #562
La Mirada, CA. USA

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old paint
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si you a real s*** distruber(mayors terminalogy).....hehehehehehehe

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
850-637-1519
BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND
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KARYN BUSH
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si...that's my kinda joke!(right bob rochon?) [Razz]

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Karyn Bush
Simply Not Ordinary, LLC
Bartlett, NH
603-383-9955
www.snosigns.com
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Doug Allan
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OP... "s*** distruber" might be the "mayors terminalogy"..... but it's classic OP spelling all the way [Smile] [Smile]

& Wayne... it's me, yer mother-in-law visiting Maui... that's not "[/i]soggy breadcrumbs[/i] them's marinated breadcrumbs... and now yer not gettin' any! [Smile]

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Doug Allan
http://www.islandsign.com

"you get what you settle for"
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Steve Shortreed
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Dang! I'm hungry! We had our Thanksgiving up here in Canada weeks ago. This would be a perfect weekend to visit our US pals. Wonder what Bruce and Dana got to munch on?

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Steve Shortreed
144 Hill St., E.
Fergus, Ontario
Canada N1M 1G9
519-787-2673

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Don Hulsey
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Awww maaaaan, we ain't got no Elvis jello mold, but it sure would be kewl ta git one.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

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Don Hulsey
Strokes by DON signs
Utica, KY
270-275-9552
sbdsigns@aol.com


I've always been crazy... but it's kept me from going insane.
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