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The 911 question reminds me of a "Herman" cartoon I saw: a bunch of protesters were walking around with blank placards. Turns out they were union sign painters on strike!
-------------------- James Donahue Donahue Sign Arts 1851 E. Union Valley Rd. Seymour TN. (865) 577-3365 brushman@nxs.net
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for lunch, Benjamin Franklin Posts: 2057 | From: 1033 W. Union Valley Rd. | Registered: Feb 2003
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TOO FUNNY!!! Every Saturday I work in the infirmary. One of the first things I do is write the 'question of the week' on the infirmary board. Everyone is in the habit of coming in to see what it is! I've done this for probably close to a year now... is getting harder to come up with new stuff, so now I 'cheat' and look them up online.
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Been dumping spare change into a wishing well for years, always wishing for a BMW. By now, I coulda just bought it.
How come if you break a crumb in half, you don't get 2 1/2 crumbs, you get 2 crumbs?
When a perfectly healthy person parks in a handicapped space, maybe we should break their leg. They would learn a lesson AND be qualified to park there.
Why does morning have to start so early? (I didn't wanna get up yet)
What do you call a person who hangs around with musicians? ...a drummer.
I need coffee in the worst way... Rapid
-------------------- Ray Rheaume Rapidfire Design 543 Brushwood Road North Haverhill, NH 03774 rapidfiredesign@hotmail.com 603-787-6803
I like my paint shaken, not stirred. Posts: 5648 | From: North Haverhill, New Hampshire | Registered: Apr 2003
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Why do they call a hot water heater that when you don't need to heat hot water. It should be called a cold water heater? Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
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Have you ever heard the expression, "Ignorance of the law is no excuse?"
If that was so, why would it take lawyers 3 years to complete law school? The supreme court must be supremely ignorant, then, because they are appointed for life to interpret the laws that they have no excuse for not knowing.
-------------------- Bill Diaz Diaz Sign Art Pontiac IL www.diazsignart.com Posts: 2107 | From: Pontiac, IL | Registered: Dec 2001
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Hey Ray, I heard two roadies discussing the best way to tell of the stage was level. They both agreed that when the drool was running out of both sides of the drummers mouth then it was level.
-------------------- David Fisher D.A. & P.M. Fisher Services Brisbane Australia da_pmf@yahoo.com Trying out a new tag: "Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth Peter Ustinov Posts: 1450 | From: Brisbane Queensland Australia | Registered: Nov 1998
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I don't know if exhaustion gets to what brain I have, but I was driving past a seafood restaurant last week. I saw the banner that said:"Battered Shrimp", and I wondered :"Why do they do that to those poor shrimp?" Seriously.
-------------------- James Donahue Donahue Sign Arts 1851 E. Union Valley Rd. Seymour TN. (865) 577-3365 brushman@nxs.net
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for lunch, Benjamin Franklin Posts: 2057 | From: 1033 W. Union Valley Rd. | Registered: Feb 2003
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Why does buttered bread always fall butter side down????
-------------------- Ed CJ Williams CJ Graffx Christiana,Pa. cjgraffx@comcast.net Just have'n fun.... Posts: 296 | From: Christiana,Pa. | Registered: May 1999
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Why does an exacto knife always fall blade side down?
Why do you scratch your nose with the finger that has the paint on it? ( well maybe that one is just me )
-------------------- Ed CJ Williams CJ Graffx Christiana,Pa. cjgraffx@comcast.net Just have'n fun.... Posts: 296 | From: Christiana,Pa. | Registered: May 1999
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"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter Posts: 6451 | From: Saint Cloud, Minnesota | Registered: Jun 1999
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Mark - I actually have a listing at work for the phone numbers to 911! When I sit in dispatch, quite often my officers are in different cities then me. So if they need backup, I have the direct phone numbers to the different 911 operators for each city.
Why is stuff sent in a car called a shipment, but stuff sent in a ship called cargo?
Why is it called rush hour if everyone is going so slow?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Do claustrophobics becomes astronauts because they need more space?
If a mime is arrested, does he have the right to remain silent?
If you shoot a mime, do you need to use a silencer?
Why aren't there B batteries?
Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?
What happened to preparations A - G?
-------------------- Dana Ferry St Cloud, MN Posts: 1556 | From: St Cloud, MN | Registered: May 1999
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why doe's my dog stick her head out of the window of the car but is terrified of the hair dryer?
-------------------- Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, And Dance like no one's watching. :) Mike Lavallee Mike Lavallee's Pinstriping & Airbrush Art Everett, WA Posts: 449 | From: Everett, WA | Registered: Dec 1998
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In a stadium, why do they call them "grandstands" if you sit down?
If you were to eat a clown, would it taste funny?
-------------------- John Cordova Gitano Design Studio Albuquerque, NM Posts: 268 | From: Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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