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Si Allen
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You know you're in California when......

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Breeze.

5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

8. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the US

11. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. AND you don't even notice.

12. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

13. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

14. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
> delivers your mail is into S & M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

15. You can't remember...is pot illegal?

16. Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH 2003."

17. You pass by a high school and most of the kids you see are talking on a cell phone.

18. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

19. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

20. You make over $250,000, and you still can't afford to buy a house.

21. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.

22. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.

23. You know how to eat an artichoke.

24. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.

25. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

20. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????

21. The Terminator is your new governor.


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[ November 17, 2003, 04:55 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]

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Richard Bustamante
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I don't remember right now, but is Pot illegal?

Every sentence ends with "Dude"

...When you don't have to come to a complete
stop at an intersection.

when white people are the minority.

when you can take the driver's license test in,
spanish, vietnamese, armenian, korean, japanese,
chinese etc. ect.

You can go surfing and skiing in the same day.

-Rich

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Signs in the Pines
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Mike Pipes
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Aww crap, Cali is leaking across its borders.. I'm in AZ and all that stuff makes sense!

'cept the part about buyin houses, cause the Southern Cali's are buying up everything under $500,000 here, and the folks from La Jolla and Santa Barbara are buying up everything over $2 Million. [Smile]

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CJ Allan
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Yup....................
Sounds like "Home" ta me..............

Sure miss it............but can't afford to go back anymore..... [Frown]

.....cj

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CJ Allan
CJs Engraving
982 English Dr.
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Adrienne Pereira
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SIGH...............

I'll be back there in a week!

Joey...are we ever gonna meet for coffee???????

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James Donahue
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Sleeping lightly during the riots.

People running into your car, and getting irritated when you expect them to fix it. (It happened twice, one time the gal said I should't have been in the turn lane where she could hit me.) I think there's a line from a Golden Earing song that says:"This is a madhouse, feels like being cloned..."

I do miss the all night auto parts stores ( Chief Auto), guess ther's not enough speed freaks out here. LOTS of those in CA, I know, I used to be one.

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James Donahue
Donahue Sign Arts
1851 E. Union Valley Rd.
Seymour TN. (865) 577-3365 brushman@nxs.net

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for lunch,
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Mike Pipes
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Dang, all night auto parts stores?? I'm movin' there! can't tell ya how many times I've needed to run to get auto parts at 2am, but couldn't.

We have speed freaks here too, but they're old, and in bed by 8. [Roll Eyes]

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