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Nevman
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This was on a tile/hardwood flooring laminate contractor's trailer...

Just say NO to Rugs!

Anybody got any new ones?

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Pat Neve, Jr.
321-537-8675
Capt. Sign

http://www.twitter.com/Pat_Signman

http://www.facebook.com/PatNeve
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Kissymatina
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Vacuum repair shop....

Does your vacuum suck? [Razz]

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Chris Welker
Wildfire Signs
Indiana, Pa
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old paint
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seen on the back of a septic tank truck: YOUR ****....IS OUR BREAD N BUTTER!

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
850-637-1519
BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND
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Alan Ackerson
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How about a Donkey farm that delivers...

We Haul A$$.

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Alan Ackerson
LetterWorks Design and Graphics
alan@ack2.com
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Mike Barnes
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Saw a septic truck the other day....."You Dump, We Pump!"


Mike

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Mike Barnes
Sign Werks
239 Cherry Ave
Corbin, Ky. 40701
sign_werks@yahoo.com

"I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV."
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KARYN BUSH
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yet another honey pot....we're #1 in the #2 business.

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Karyn Bush
Simply Not Ordinary, LLC
Bartlett, NH
603-383-9955
www.snosigns.com
info@snosigns.com
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Jillbeans
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Nevman...
On an Electrician's van:
"LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS"
At A Dry Cleaner's:
"DROP YOUR PANTS HERE"
On a Motel:
"WELCOME NEWLYWEDS- OUR HONEYMOON SUITE IS HEIR CONDITIONED"
In an Antique Store:
"THE ONLY ONE INTERESTED IN WHAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER HAD WAS YOUR GRANDFATHER"
By a Funeral Home:
"DRIVE CAREFULLY...WE CAN WAIT"
Just a few I saw in an old sign book.
Love- JILL

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That is like a Mr. Potato Head with all the pieces in the wrong place.
-Russ McMullin
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Terry Whynott
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There's a sewage company in town who's slogan is "It happens". [Smile]

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Terry Whynott
Walkerton, Ontario
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Jeff Ogden
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Okay...another septic truck...in NH [Roll Eyes]

"Presby's Pumping Pleases"

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Jeff Ogden
8727 NE 68 Terr.
Gainesville FL, 32609
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Donald Thompson
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Jill,
I love the one from the antique store.

I did the back of a van for a guy that makes custom blinds. It said "Don't Follow Me... I'm the Blind Man"

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Donald Thompson
#1 Sign Designs
580 Templeton Rd.
Laurens,SC 29360
864-682-7810
1signdesigns@backroads.net
www.1signdesigns.com
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Jillbeans
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Hey....
on a plumber's van:
"DON'T GO TO BED WITH THAT DRIP TONIGHT!"
on a port-o-potty truck:
"WE'RE #1 IN THE #2 BUSINESS"
forgot those earlier.
Love- JILL

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That is like a Mr. Potato Head with all the pieces in the wrong place.
-Russ McMullin
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Frank Magoo
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On a plumbers truck here: "a royal flush beats a full house".
electrican: "let us check your shorts".
and the best, on a motor exchange wall: " any car/any motor..$69.95...parts and labor extra.

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Frank Magoo,
Magoo's-Las Vegas; fmagoo@netzero.com
"the only easy day was yesterday"
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Richard Bustamante
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This is our new slogan at Signs in the Pines:
"We've upped our standards, Now up yours."

-Rich

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Richard Bustamante
Signs in the Pines
www.signsinthepines.com
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Ian Stewart-Koster
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A butcher's shop:
We're pleased to meet you, and we've meat to please you!

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"Stewey" on chat

"...there are no limits when you aim for perfection..." Jonathan Livingston Seagull
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Mark Rogan
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A pool company:
We make your wet dreams come true

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Mark Rogan
The Great Barrington Sign Company
2 Stilwell Street, Great Barrington, MA 01230
mark@gbsignco.com

"Sometimes I think my head is so big because it is so full of fonts"
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Kathy Joiner
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My all time favorite is a plumbing contractor whose slogan was "If your toilet won't swaller..holler"

We have a towing co. in town that says, "we don't want an arm and a leg....just your toes!"

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Kathy Joiner
River Road Graphics
41628 River Road
Ponchatoula, La.70454

Old enough to know better...Too young to resist.
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Dawn Ellis
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On the window of a dry cleaning shop in west Los Angeles, "Let's be clothes friends"

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Dawn Ellis
Signs by Dawn
Long Beach, CA
signsbydawn@aol.com

Trust yourself. Listen to the voice within. It is always right.
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Mikes Mischeif
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My wife and I toured the Labor and delivery floor of the hospital where we will soon have our baby.

On the double entrace doors near the handles were the words "PUSH, PUSH, PUSH".

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Mike Duncan
Lettercraft Signs
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jimmy chatham
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on a septic truck
"Dr. DooDoo"
"Hockeyologist"

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Jimmy Chatham
Chatham Signs
468 stark st
Commerce, Ga 30529
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Camille
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A sign in front of a church read:

If you're looking for a sign from God

HERE IT IS!!!

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signs
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Glen Perye Jr
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when I was crew chief for a hot air balloon company we had T shirts that read

PULL IT OUT !
RAISE IT UP !
FLY BALLOONS !

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PTSideshow, been there, probally done that.
Wizard Works Show Supply
Magic Props FX Signage Banners Ect.
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Ray Rheaume
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Meat packing company in Virginia..
"You can lick our chops, but you can't beat our meat."

My old slogan..."Paint's for RACIN"...vinyl's for FLOORS!"

Rapid

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Ray Rheaume
Rapidfire Design
543 Brushwood Road
North Haverhill, NH 03774
rapidfiredesign@hotmail.com
603-787-6803

I like my paint shaken, not stirred.
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Ryan Ursta
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Local towing company. "We'll meet by accident"

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Ryan Ursta
Ursta Graphics
116 B North Mercer Avenue
Sharpsville Pa. 16150
Call: 724•962•2206
"We make YOU look good"

Known as "Ugraph" on mirc
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jimmy chatham
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vinyl siding business
"vinyl's final
paint aint"

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Jimmy Chatham
Chatham Signs
468 stark st
Commerce, Ga 30529
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