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Dave Utter
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The phone rings:
Its a friend of mine. You know the type, duck hunter, probably has had a 6 pack by this time.(9 a.m.)

He's got an idea [Eek!] I hate it when guys like this get "an idea".

Says he needs some of that there magnetic stuff.

"you mean magnetic sign material"

"yeah, how much is it?"

he's a friend, so I give him a "pretty much my cost" price.

he says to get him a 2x2 piece. "OK"

"just out of couriosity, whatcha buildin'?" I ask.

"well...........I got some a them there camo stencils fer my aluminum boat, and they just don't hold up very long when you paint on em'...........so............."

"BJ, think about what you just said. There was one word in there that caught my attention."

"whatcha gettin at."

"aluminum?........HELLO........magnet.......HELLO"

"nevermind" he says.....click. [Wink]
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another friend is putiing a new roof on his home. he gets a large dumpster for the waste. During the two weeks he spent doing his roof, the disposal company sold out to another company. A month or so goes by, and no one picks up the dumpster. He finally calls and requests that they get the thing out of his yard, since it has become quite an eyesore. He gets home from work the next evening to find the dumpster still in his yard. They had been there though, as evidenced by the "new paint job" on the dumpster, which is now bright shiny orange!

The next day, he goes to work, figuring they would probably get it through the day and it would be gone that night.

upon arriving home that evening, he sees the dumpster, still setting in his yard, bright orange, with........................new decals on it of the company logo. They had been there a second time! bwahhahahaha!

It's still setting in his yard!

just thought I'd share.......later heads!

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Sign Designs
Beardstown, Il.
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Glenn Taylor
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What's so hard about magnetics sticking to aluminum? We do it all the time without any problems. All it takes is a little duck-tape.

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BlueDog Graphics
Wilson, NC

www.BlueDogUSA.com

Warning: A well designed sign may cause fatigue due to increased business.

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Todd Gill
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Hehehe...good one Glenn, and good stories too.

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Todd Gill
Outside The Lines
Potterville, MI

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