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A man walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap underwear. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
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dang it cisco... that was RUDE! ...no I didn't fall for it, but um.. I mean... if I had, yeah thats it, if I had fell for it, it woulda been rude
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What did the farmer say when he say the cow on his roof? "Get off"
Whats brown and sticky? A stick
David
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What do you call a limbless man going for a swim?
Bob
What do you call the same guy waterskiing?
Skip
The same guy in a hole?
Phil
Hanging on a nail?
Art
On the front porch?
Matt
-------------------- "Are we having fun yet?" Peter Schuttinga DZines Sign Studio 1617 Millstream rd Victoria BC V9B-6G4 Posts: 521 | From: Victoria BC | Registered: Mar 2002
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Why was the little ink drop crying? His father was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
(Doesn't giggling make you feel better?!)
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There's not many short jokes, but if you like rude and offensive humor (the title of the book should be a clue) you'll definitely get a kick out of it, especially Karyn.
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Two nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome. One leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before." The other nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones !!"
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Hey Joey, you forgot about the Asian lady with only one leg... Irene. Not to mention the guy with a rabbit stuck up his arse, Warren
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