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After applying their lipstick in the school bathroom, a number of girls would press their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of little lip prints. The principal decided that something had to be done. So she called all the girls to the bathroom and explained that the lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian. To demonstrate how difficult it was, she asked the maintenance man to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet and swabbed the glass.
Since then, there have been no lip prints.
Diane Balch
-------------------- Balch Signs 1045 Raymond Rd Malta, NY 12020 518 885-9899 signs@balchsigns.com http://www.balchsigns.com Posts: 1725 | From: MaltaNY | Registered: Jan 2000
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A friend of mine has a auto body repair shop, if the air bags have gone off you can tell if it was a woman driver by the lip prints on the deflated air bag
-------------------- Mark Perkins Performance Signs & Graphics Eunice, Louisiana "The heart of Cajun Country" Posts: 506 | From: Eunice Louisiana 70535 | Registered: Nov 1998
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jillbean has been known to plant a few red kissy lips around here. we were out and my ex(many years back) hubby was at the bar. she went up and planted a set of prints on his cheek. he sat there all evening with them on. noone told him!! we felt tooo guilty, she wiped them off so he didn't get in trouble with the second wife.lol. he was mad she wiped it off!!!unreal!!!pathetic....twisted sister...
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Our church used to have couples fellowships once a month. On one occassion the theme and food was hobo's dinner. everyone was to come dressed like a hobo. I borrowed my husband's best friend, Bob's barn coat, boots, etc. I made the dumb mistake of forgetting that Bob is a practical joker of the grandest fashion. While sitting talking face to face with an elder, I had been fiddling with some things in Bob's pocket for a long time. I decided to reach in and pull them out to see what it was I had been playing with. I pulled out two packages of condom - right in front of the elder.
-------------------- Laura Butler Vision Graphics & Sign 4479 Welch Rd Attica, Mi 48412 Posts: 2855 | From: Attica, Mi, USA | Registered: Nov 2000
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Hi Diane... I also just "marked" a groom (Ed "CJ" William's son) at a wedding this past weekend. His wife Stacey said it was OK. After all, it matched the ruby slippers she had on under her gown! Love- JILL
-------------------- That is like a Mr. Potato Head with all the pieces in the wrong place. -Russ McMullin Posts: 8834 | From: Butler, PA, USA | Registered: Jan 2001
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laura, my daughter and i were in a junk shoppe. there was a full length navy dress coat hanging in a cleaner bag from the rafters. she wanted it so bad. we asked a red-faced guy if she could try it on. she was young and very pretty. she reached her hands in the pockets,and snuggled into the coat.fumbling around she withdrew the contents of the pockets. ....2 packs of trojans,circa 1944, and a bus ticket from nyc.lol. a sailor boy's treasures. boy that guy was really red-faced then.trin handed him a ten dollar bill, batted her baby blues, smiled and left with the coat. i bet that guy stuttered for a week!! p.s. she wore the coat through high school and 6 years of college.she and the coat are now in nyc
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