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Si Allen
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TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN .

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.


[Smile] [Big Grin] [Wink] [Razz] [Roll Eyes] [Eek!]

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Si Allen #562
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old paint
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hahahahaha...but si...can that handgun pump up your ego and make you feel like a real stud...after sex with it..even if you only lasted 30sec? hahahahahahahahahahahahah

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
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Mike Pipes
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Joe's the only person I know that has sex with handguns.

[Smile]

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Mike Pipes
stickerpimp.com
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Michael Boone
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hay.....if the gun fits.......... [Confused]

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Michael Boone
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Todd Gill
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Mike Pipes....hahahhaa I like you're way of thinking. [Applause]

Your turn Joe... [Smile]

I'll sit back and watch.

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Todd Gill
Outside The Lines
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Ray Rheaume
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*ding ding*

ROUND ONE goes to Mike on points......

now for round two.....*ding ding*


heheheh
Rapid

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Ray Rheaume
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I like my paint shaken, not stirred.

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Mike O'Neill
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Great concept Joe,

Into exactly which orifice would you insert the handgun? Is it best done loaded or unloaded? Is a lubricant required or is that only for softies? Is sharing (used) handguns safe?
Inquiring minds want to know...


[Smile]

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Mike O'Neill


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hey...i axed si the question.....i dont even own a gun....mikey!!!!!

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
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Doug Allan
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but you got a woman... though your post could make some wonder why, or for how long. [Eek!]

sorry, you just left yourself open for zinger... somebody had to sling it [Smile]

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Doug Allan
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"you get what you settle for"

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i must not have read the title right...TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN....this is what i saw.....and my question to SI(he posted it) was....if all those things are better with a handgun....then HIM having sex with ONE....should be better than HIM HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN. now nowhere did i say anything pertaining to me doin a GUN!!!! jheezzzzzze!!!!younse guys can take a simple statement and totally twist it outa context!!!!hehehehehhehe
mikey stop sniffin that fiberglass resin..s*** will mess with your brain!!!!!

[ September 25, 2003, 06:09 PM: Message edited by: old paint ]

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
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BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND

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Mike Pipes
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I think Joe has been abducted by aliens and replaced with an equally perverted cloned version that can spell.. look! two posts without spelling errors.. [Smile] well ok he misspelled "jeeeeeze" but that's not a real word anyway. [Smile]

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Mike Pipes
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Doug Allan
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lol, I noticed OP spell right for a day or 2 last year as well... I was really worried, even emailed him to make sure he wasn't abducted [Smile] (remember that OP) anyway, if it wasn't for saying he "axed" a question, I'd think at the very least, maybe his wife comandeered the keyboard.

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Doug Allan
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Ray Rheaume
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*ding ding*

...and round two goes to Doug! It looks like the tag team match is only just beginning. The crowd is anxiously awaiting for Si to get tagged back in!

Here's the bell for round three.....
*ding ding*

[Smile]

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Ray Rheaume
Rapidfire Design
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North Haverhill, NH 03774
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I like my paint shaken, not stirred.

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Mike O'Neill
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What's your favorite Calibre?

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Mike O'Neill


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Mark Matyjakowski
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To even have the thought of putting together a list of ways a gun are BETTER than a woman ... well there's something DEEPLY wrong with that ...
maybe the gun is compensating for lack of something else.
You know all those viagra e-mails that constantly spam ya ... maybe deleting before reading isn't such a good idea [Razz]

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Si Allen
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Notice that all the gals stayed outta this...but all the insecure wanna-be studs ...had to put in their 2 cents worth!

[Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]

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Si Allen #562
La Mirada, CA. USA

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well Si I was gunna ask...
'who was compensating for what?'

but decided that watching the boys trip over themselves to justify their firepower was way more fun!

cheers
gail

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Gail & Dave
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sumtimes ya just gota!

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If Ray were really a trouble maker, we'd all be in trouble! [Razz]

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Dave Parr
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thank you mark and gail.......and ray you damn TROUBLEMAKER!!!!!HEHEHEHEHHEHE

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
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BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND

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Ray Rheaume
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WOW folks! Mark with a "slam"! Si gets back into the ring, fires off a few shots, Dave tags in with OP and throws the annoucer down, risking the double disqualification. What a match!

*ding ding ding ding*

The crowd's all fire up now and look who's enetring the area now! Yes, It's him! Those lettervillians are all cheering now.
It's....... RED THONG!

(hehe, maybe while I'm layed up I can get a job working for Vince McMahon)
Rapid

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Ray Rheaume
Rapidfire Design
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North Haverhill, NH 03774
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I like my paint shaken, not stirred.

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