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Jane Diaz
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There are two kind so pedestrians-the quick and the dead.
Some people are like Slinkies...they're not really good for anything but you just can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
Life is sexually transmitted.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Give a person a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach the person to use the internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars but a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world IS weird and we take Prozac to make it normal.
You read about all these terrorists-most of them came here legally but they just hung around on these expired visa, some of them 10-15 years. Now compare that to Blockbuster. You are two days late with your video and those people are all over you! I say let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration!
When I feel blue, I start breathing again.
And this one is a true story..
I was at a dinner with a vegetarian across the table from me. When I ordered chicken, she made a comment about how she didn't see how anyone could eat a living thing. I told her my job when I was small on the farm was to take care of the chickens. I told her, "They aren't very nice animals and I eat them just out of spite!" She didn't talk to me the rest of the night...go figure!
[Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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Jane Diaz
Diaz Sign Art
628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764
815-844-7024
www.diazsignart.com

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Stephen Deveau
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Jane

Power to the Chicken Eaters!
I laugh so hard I had to run to "KFC" for a big Crunch..........
[Roll Eyes] [Razz] [Roll Eyes]

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Stephen Deveau
RavenGraphics
Insinx Digital Displays

Letting Your Imagination Run Wild!

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Danny Bussell
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Well Done...Very Funny [Applause]

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Danny Bussell
Tujunga, California


Bootleg on Chat

"Keep The Rubber Side Down"

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Peter Schuttinga
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A good chuckle is always in style, thanks.

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Peter Schuttinga
DZines Sign Studio
1617 Millstream rd
Victoria BC
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david drane
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I wonder if we can get Adrienne Morgan talking chickens here?!!! [Wink]

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Drane Signs
Sunshine Coast
Nambour, Qld.
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Downunder
"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer"

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Jane Diaz
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Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out easily, it's a valuable plant.
Get the last word. Apologize.
Have you noticed since everyone has camcorders these day, no one talks about seeing UFOs anymore?
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a camp fire?
.....just wondering! [Razz]

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Jane Diaz
Diaz Sign Art
628 W. Lincoln Ave. Pontiac, Il. 61764
815-844-7024
www.diazsignart.com

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Delzell
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Jane,

quote:
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a camp fire?
How true!

Debbie [Dunno]

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Debbie

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Linda Schmidt
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Jane- Those were great [Applause] ... hope I can remember some to use in stupid conversations. Dang [Dunno] and I was having chicken for dinner tonight!

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Linda Schmidt
Vital D'Signs
Greers Ferry, AR
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KARYN BUSH
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cat...the other white meat.

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Karyn Bush
Simply Not Ordinary, LLC
Bartlett, NH
603-383-9955
www.snosigns.com
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Rick Beisiegel
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LOL

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Rick Beisiegel
Vital Signs & Graphics
Since 1982
(231) 452-6225 / (231) 652-3300
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""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers

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Miles Cullinane
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my mum gave my dad this on a nice framed board.

give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
teach a man to fish and you'll get rid of him every weekend!


i love it.

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Miles Cullinane,
Cork, Ireland.


From the sometimes sunny south of Ireland,

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David Fisher
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A variation.

Regarding ruts:
A rut it just a grave with the ends kicked out.

Regarding depth:
I'm always in the ****, its only the depth that varies

David

Damn typos

[ September 19, 2003, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: David Fisher ]

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David Fisher
D.A. & P.M. Fisher Services
Brisbane Australia
da_pmf@yahoo.com
Trying out a new tag:
"Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth
Peter Ustinov

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Deb Fowler
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Jane, great wisdom! LOL, thanks

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Deb Fowler

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible - Walt Disney (1901-1966)

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Ray Rheaume
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Saw this one on a sign where my dad worked years ago...

"Working here is like being on the pill. You feel secure, but your STILL getting SCREWED"

hehehehe
Rapid

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Ray Rheaume
Rapidfire Design
543 Brushwood Road
North Haverhill, NH 03774
rapidfiredesign@hotmail.com
603-787-6803

I like my paint shaken, not stirred.

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Sheila Ferrell
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LOL Jane!! Have you written a book yet? You ought to, this post was a hoot!!! By the way, tell the veggie you don't eat "living" things 'cuz it's always dead by the time it's on your plate. Ever notice how a lot'a veggitarians seem to comment, scold and basically force their opinion about your meal on you 'til it's an ISSUE but if your with just about anybody else or a meat eater and you order just a salad they don't usually even notice what yer eatin'. I guess it's 'cuz it means MORE meat for them. I guess it's 'cuz they're lost in a completely animalistic, ravenous feast....

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Sweet Home Alabama


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"Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man, work like a dog"

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