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1 ply? ......... 2 ply?...........with lotion?.........Charmin?........Scotts?........What kind do you use in your shop?.........What kind can't you stand?
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We use corn cobs that we pick up outa the field after the combine goes by. They's kina skratchie but are very aggresive and dont leave a trace of anyting "behind!" Its a bitch to try n use em ta blow yer nose on tho.......
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Don't ever use the kind that they promote as "recycled toilet paper". That kind is ALWAYS beige, and nobody can tell you just who it was that used it the 1st time.
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Jeffrey, you won't believe this, but do you remember in the early 80s when they were selling "Gun COntrol Toilet Paper"? It's actual toilet paper printed with every gun control act and law that existed at that time. I bought a case of it (48 rolls) and I still have it! Until your post I forgot it was even in the storage loft. I must have "wiped" it from my mind! Thanks for the remider!
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We use a machine called a "Glag-gone" machine Its a modified bicycle, the seat and tyre have been removed and the tyre replaced with a firm brush that runs the circumference of the wheel, it is mounted on a stand for stability. You mount the thing and pedal until you "feel" your ready to dismount, before this we were using Kimberley Clark's Scott brand No: 320
The bicycle is excellent for the removal of hemmaroids too.....like a kind of medical side effect.
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Funny you should mention that, Ken. Our bicycle was rigged with the fresh paper roll in back and the take up roll in front. If there wasn't a replacement roll you REALLY had to decide if you really wanted to pedal in reverse.
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1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Damn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large 2litre bottle with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling," Whoa! Easy boy !!" 11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!! 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 16. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
Have fun,
------------------ Steve King Taylor Signs Ltd. Calgary, Alberta Hey, we just turned 100 Years old!
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We have a friend that is the practical joker of jokers. Being rural, small farm people-nothing grossed them out. He worked in the auto factorys in suburbs of Det, so he consentantly around city people. One day he had his wife go to the slaughter house and get the biggest pig's head with the biggest tusks she could find. He then put it in the toilet in one of the stalls at work....then waited.
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Tas, I don't remember exactly what he said. He has so many stories that they run together after awhile. One of his best is that in High School he got tired of hearing some girl on his bus brag about her prize 4-H steer. So he snuck over to her house in the middle of the night and spray painted it purple. He got caught coming to school with purple paint on is hands.
------------------ Laura Butler Vision Graphics and Sign 560 Oak St. Lapeer, Mi 48446 810-664-3812 visiongraphics@tir.com
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