A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.
Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out his huge member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded sign for the same circus and the same sign "Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman". He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act!
He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told the Scotsman. "But I have to know something.You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the Scot, "Me eyes are nae whit they used to be!!."
You better get practising Mike!!
Suelynn
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Suelynn Sedor Sedor Signs Carnduff, SK Canada Posts: 2863 | From: Carnduff, SK Canada | Registered: Nov 1998
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You go Girl!!!! Lottie look what they did to our reserved, quiet, always positive, email pal
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Kelly Thorson Kel-T-Grafix 801 Main St. Holdfast, SK S0G 2H0 ktg@sasktel.net Posts: 5496 | From: Penzance, Saskatchewan | Registered: May 2002
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reserved and quiet?????????baahhhhhhhh(laughter) she was my roomie at the FKAB meet...i've poisoned her forever!!! she's as crazy and perverted as the rest of us! and we love her for it! hell...she can put her ankle.....never mind we won't go there.........
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And you wonder what they do during those long, cold Saskatchewan winters. Fly in planeloads of Scotsmen, that's what.
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Cam Bortz Finest Kind Signs Pondside Iron works 256 S. Broad St. Pawcatuck, Ct. 06379 "Award winning Signs since 1988" Posts: 3051 | From: Pawcatuck,Connecticut USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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Kelly Thorson Kel-T-Grafix 801 Main St. Holdfast, SK S0G 2H0 ktg@sasktel.net Posts: 5496 | From: Penzance, Saskatchewan | Registered: May 2002
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Tomahawk will never be the same, as ole Mike conducted his famous auction selling parts of his BATHROOM floor plank sections, made into signs... and that's not the end of it..he also auctioned off his sweaty hawaiian shirt, yep, folks, what a hero! He ran around without his shirt on, all for charity! woohooo! Signs of the Times Museum and Lettervillians, you got to be downright proud of Him!
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How can this post surprise you? You met Suelynne last week & saw her as part of the now "infamous rountable". 
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