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Wayne Webb
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MOST EFFECTIVE DIET...


> The patient was terribly overweight, so the doctor put the patient on a
> diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and
> repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have
> lost at least 5 pounds."
>
> When the patient returned, the doctor was shocked at the patients
> results of losing nearly 20 pounds.
>
> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
> instructions?"
>
> The patient nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
> dead that third day."
>
> "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
>
> "No, from skipping."

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Wayne Webb
Webb Signworks
Chipley, FL
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I went to the doctor and he put me on a diet and took my money, but the diet didn't work.

Then I went to the bank, they took my money first, that put me on a diet and, damn that
worked!

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Santo Brocato
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Spring, TX

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