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Si Allen
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More Creative Writing Verses That Didn't Quite Make the Final Cut at
Hallmark

1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the
bright side, it's really good pay.

2. My tire was thumping. Thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.

3. Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about
it... She moved in with me.

4. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but
wonder? What was I thinking?

5. Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.

6. How could two people as beautiful as you...Have such an ugly baby?

7. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After
having met you ... I've changed my mind.

8. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...I never believed in
Hell till I met you.

9. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...That you're not here to
ruin it for me.

10. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... would you like to
take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

11. Someday I hope to get married. But not to you.

12. Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!

13. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've
broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

14. We have been friends for a very long time... let's say we stop?

15. I'm so miserable without you ... it's almost like you're here.

16. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who
the father was?

17. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky,
West Virginia and Arkansas)


[Smile] [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]

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Si Allen #562
La Mirada, CA. USA

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Linda Silver Eagle
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Oh Si, these made me laugh out loud! ...unfortuanately whilst i was eating!

I'll have this cleaned up in a bit LOl!

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Linda Welborn
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Donald Thompson
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Si,
Those are pretty good. Did you work for a card company before going into signs or is that what you want to do when you retire? Are these your originals?
Thanks for the laugh.

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Donald Thompson
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580 Templeton Rd.
Laurens,SC 29360
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Roy Frisby
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quote:
18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky,
West Virginia and Arkansas)
[Wink]

Well, at least in Arkansas our parents are of
opposite sex! lol

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Frisby Signs, Inc.
El Dorado, Arkansas
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Peter Schuttinga
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Thanks Si for those Halmark moments. I could probably use a few of those cards on certain occasions. Thanks for the laugh, always a welcome relief.

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Peter Schuttinga
DZines Sign Studio
1617 Millstream rd
Victoria BC
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