On a Plumbers truck:"We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:"Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan:"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a laundry shop:"How about we refund your money,send you a new one
at no charge,close the store and have the manager shot. Would that
be satisfactory?"

At a towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."

On an electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office:"If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window:"We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels."

On a fence:"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a
car payment."

Outside a muffler shop:No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"

At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your
bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on
in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home:"Drive carefully.
We'll wait.

Sign outside a dry cleaners:"Drop your pants here".

Just doing what I can to keep homicidal maniacs in check...
Barry

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Master's Touch Signs & Screenprinting
Clinton AR
5017456246
ICQ 17430008
"Imagine the Possibilities..."

Whilst on the subject of jokes, although everybody's already heard it,
"If signwriters went on strike, what would be on their signs?" hehehe

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From Katie Wright, 16 year old professional signie wannabe from Aus.

"Life is a great big canvas, throw all the paint on it that you can"

A blank expression just like the one on their face!!!!!
LOL

Raven/2001