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A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
And if she is menstruating she is more prone to be a attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his a$$ while he is on fire.
with all these firey posts...i thought this would fit right in!
-------------------- Karyn Bush Simply Not Ordinary, LLC Bartlett, NH 603-383-9955 www.snosigns.com info@snosigns.com Posts: 3516 | From: Bartlett, NH USA | Registered: Jan 2001
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hey, Karen....let's really get 'em going! MEN JUST DON'T LISTEN! A man on a flight to Chicago had made several attempts to use the restroom on the plane and it was always occupied. Finally a stewardess notice his predicament and said, "Sir, you may use the ladies room if you PROMISE not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." The man was grateful and went in and did what he need to and as he was sitting there he noticed 4 buttons on the wall that he had promised not to touch. They were all identified with letters: WW, WA, PP and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched just one? He just couldn't resist. He touched the WW. Warm water sprayed up gently on his bottom. What a nice feeling he thought. Men's restrooms don't have this. Well, what the heck, he had already tried one. What could it hurt to touch another? He pushed the one that said WA. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. The men's rooms aren't this nice! Anticipating greater pleasure, he touched the PP. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his delight. The ladies room was more than a rest room, it was tender, loving care! Well when the powder puff had stopped he couldn't wait to puch the ATR button which he knew would be extreme ecstasy. The next thing he knew he was opening up his eyes in the hospital! A nurse was smiling down on him with a smirk on her face. "What happened!!" he exclaimed. "Well, you pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The last button marked ATR was the Automatic Tampon Remover." Men Never Listen! JANE
-------------------- Bill Diaz Diaz Sign Art Pontiac IL www.diazsignart.com Posts: 2111 | From: Pontiac, IL | Registered: Dec 2001
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Having been born and lived virtually all of my 50 years in Tampa I thought I'd heard or seen every Tampax or Tampon reference. Over the weekend I noticed a new business a block from my house. Big black letters "TAMPTAX" I hope they are tax preparers. I might have to take my ladder over there and remove the 2nd T.
-------------------- Dennis Goddard
Gibsonton Fl Posts: 1050 | From: Tampa Fl USA | Registered: Apr 2000
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Karyn, for a minute I thought your statement was perfect, but I'm rethinking that. Perhaps the ideal man for a woman with PMS is not one with the scissors & flaming baseball bat, but a man who looks like a good candidate for the scissors & flaming baseball bat.
-------------------- Chris Welker Wildfire Signs Indiana, Pa Posts: 4254 | From: Indiana, PA | Registered: Mar 2001
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Coincidentally, I just got this email from a friend-
"Advice for men on how to Talk to a Woman..."
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
-------------------- Steve Burke Cascades Inc NS Canada
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you Posts: 359 | From: NS Canada | Registered: Jan 2002
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