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This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever. The following ad in The Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
Men are so easy.
-------------------- "When Love and Skill Work Together ... Expect a Masterpiece"
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15,000 responses and no adoption? I'd say that sums up what THOSE guys were looking for ...lucky is the dog that got passed up.
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We are not human beings on a spiritual journey.We are spiritual beings on a human journey."-Stephen Covey Posts: 336 | From: Chiricahua National Monument, Az | Registered: Nov 1998
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When I first saw that ad in your post, Nettie, I thought, that sure does look familiar. I wondered if that poor girl had still not gotten a date. Since your punch line I've decided to share a real life experience with you that follows the same theme LOL.
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I remember when I was younger I used to call my mother and tell her about a new guy I'd just met, blah blah blah.
She always jokingly asked me if he was a white guy.
Well, I didn't care for that dialogue much, so when I got a black retriever pup, I could not resist.
I told her I had a new fella and you could have heard a pin drop in melted butter when I said, "No Mama, he's black." More goofy questions from her gave her this info:
His name is Johnathon and I find him absolutely irresistable! I can't seem to say no to him no matter how I try.
...but, he's got such big brown eyes!
He's health concious, he loves to jog.
...No, no piercings or tatooes but he does wear a really big chain around his neck.
He likes to go naked in public, isn't that cool?
...no he doesn't have a job.
...no, he doesn't have a car.
...no, he's not married.
...no, I dont think he has any kids...I think he's too young.
Yes, you can meet him right now, c'mon over, he's asleep in my room.
When she got there and sat down in the living room, I let her politely wait till I thought she was going to bust with curiosity. She finally asked, so is this bum going to wake up and come out to meet me or not?
It was so hard to keep a straight face through all of this!
I called him. You should have seen how big her eyes got when she heard him bounding down the hall and his choke chain chinking.
She never was a dog person before, but she was so relieved to see him that when he jumped in her lap, she actually let him lick her face!
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That was a good one, had me fooled but then, like you say.
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Current UK radio ad:
Scene: two very butch sounding cockney males in a car, looking to park.
“There’s a space”. “Well spotted Dave”. Sounds of clumsy attempt to park. Lots of steering wheel noises and engine revving. “I’ll go out and try it again – yeah?” More sounds of unsuccessful parking; lots of steering wheel noises and engine revving. “Alright, one more go – yeah?” Even more sounds of grunting, steering wheel movement, engine revving and a soft bump. “Just how far up on the kerb am I?” “Quite a lot actually”
Voice over: “Just because you moisturize your skin, doesn’t mean you have to act like a girl”
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Well, I liked it.
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I keep many things I find funny on the fridge. Here's a real one from our local newspaper: =========================== Easygoing SWM seeks SF, 28-61 to spice up his love life and for a possible relationship. ======================== Now there's an honest man
-------------------- Myra A. Grozinger Signs Limited Winston-Salem, NC
signslimited@triad.rr.com Posts: 1244 | From: Winston-Salem, NC USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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Well I did respond to this ad, and came out the lucjy recipient of this Fine Female, her name is "Midnight" and she's one hell of a lover, and she sleeps with me, so sorry guys you missed out.
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SIGNS1st. Neil Butler Paradise, NF Posts: 6277 | From: St. John's NF Canada | Registered: Mar 1999
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...lucky is the dog that got passed up.
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but then, like you say. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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