-------------------- Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, And Dance like no one's watching. :) Mike Lavallee Mike Lavallee's Pinstriping & Airbrush Art Everett, WA Posts: 449 | From: Everett, WA | Registered: Dec 1998
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"Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter Posts: 6465 | From: Saint Cloud, Minnesota | Registered: Jun 1999
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I actually DO know what is under that kilt. We were in Mazeppa and I was playing with my new digital cam. Mike and Stewart happened to wander over by where I was sitting all spiffed up in those jazzy kilts.
The devil must have made me do it. I took that cam and snapped a couple photos under Mike's dress...er...kilt. Later that evening, as I was downloading the pics, I came across the most...let's just say interesting, photos. Someday after you are all gone, I may just write a book.
-------------------- Steve Shortreed 144 Hill St., E. Fergus, Ontario Canada N1M 1G9 519-787-2673
If you have never been to Nova Scotia, what they call the New Scotland..... You will surely see many Kilts and find out many men wear nothing under them because they like the cool breeze!!!!
Ha!Ha!
-------------------- Stephen Deveau RavenGraphics Insinx Digital Displays
Letting Your Imagination Run Wild! Posts: 4327 | From: Lower Sackville, Nova Scotia, Canada | Registered: Jan 2000
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""Good judgment comes from experience; and a lot of that comes from bad judgment" - Will Rogers Posts: 3503 | From: Beautiful Newaygo, Michigan | Registered: Mar 2003
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LOL Steve! I bet those pictures changed your mind about ever considering a porn profession! (Do you think the photos would be deductable as reference material, or would it put you behind bars?)
-------------------- Lauri Goretski Custom Murals N6334 HWY 107 TOMAHAWK WI 54487 CustomMurals1@aol.com Posts: 127 | From: Tomahawk Wi | Registered: Apr 2003
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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?
A: The Rolling Stones say, "Hey you get off of my cloud!" and a Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa my ewe!"
-------------------- John Cordova Gitano Design Studio Albuquerque, NM Posts: 268 | From: Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA | Registered: Nov 1998
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We got big buckles in Texas. Never seen one that big though. Steve be careful they just made that kinda picture takin illegal in washington. ...
-------------------- sam kinnear stick um up signs redmond wa Posts: 93 | From: redmond wa | Registered: Jun 2003
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Aye right Lads and Lassies...And I big Glasgow Thank You to Sue Lynn as well! tis I! Mike Meyer...Thanks to ma Pal Stewart McLaren, i bought this while on myfirst visit to Scotland in '98. I'm half irish and Half german, so I'm no where near a Scotsman, but they are the best people I've ever met! I couldn't resist it so I went to one of Scotland's finest Kiltmakers..Daiglen...and had the Lassie's measure me up...it set me back $1,200 dollars but now I have something to wear to my own funeral. I love wearing it, and I will be wearing it on Monster Garage!
Guys, You have NEVER lived til you've worn a Kilt. Would ya like to see it in Unity in July Sue Lynn? Aye! Coming to Tomahawk? Stewart and I will be there in full Kilts...see you there!
-------------------- Mike Meyer Sign Painter 189 1st Ave n P.O. Box 3 Mazeppa, Mn 55956
We are not selling, we are staying here in Mazeppa....we cannot re-create what we have here....not in another lifetime! SO Here we are!!!!!!!
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May not sound like it but Faulkner is Scotish, damn proud of it too.... member of the Kieth Clan, got my tam and broach but I be damn if I'll eat haggis!!!!!.... best discription of haggis I ever heard was a live interview with "Jethro Tull" (I forget his name Eaon?)giving the full recipe and cooking instruction, scone on the other hand ummmmmmmm. I rode the 46 chief to the highland games once, now that was cool!
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Right Lads and Lassies! I see we are on to the fine dining of Bonnie Scotland! Aye, Haggis is quite nice actually! I fancy it with Turnips and Potatoes! (Nips and Tatties) But to REALLY experience this whole Scottish thing, it's best we ask the Scotts themselves, aye, I'll ring up the Lads today and have em put their Cabers down fur a minute to type a word or two. Stewart? Scotty boy? Come on Lads! Where are ye?
-------------------- Mike Meyer Sign Painter 189 1st Ave n P.O. Box 3 Mazeppa, Mn 55956
We are not selling, we are staying here in Mazeppa....we cannot re-create what we have here....not in another lifetime! SO Here we are!!!!!!!
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And don't forget the Hattit Kit, the Aberdeen Crulla, the Selkirk Bannock, the Turnip Purry, the Grosset Fool....and of course no true Scottish menu would be without a wee bit o'... Cullen Skink, Partan Bree, Cock-A-Leekie,Hotch-Potch, Cabbie-Claw or Rizzard Haddie!
On a bra-bric nit wa might want a wee bit o' Musselburgh Pie, Collops-In-The-Pan or a Potted Hough...and for dessert:
Ya might want some Cream Cruddie or some Parlies
Would go nicely with a wee dram of course!!
The recipe for my scones (rhymes with 'all gone') is on my web site: Scottish Scones
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Hey Mike ... sorry bud, I could'nt reply sooner ,, I coul'dnt type for laughing. Sexiest man on the Bull Board, there you go mate the best money you have ever spent. I let Stewart have a look to make sure you were wearing it properly.. As for the rest of you, you have a very quaint buscuit tin lid impression of Scotland, Sheep magnet indeed ,, are you trying to say Glaswegian women are ugly, cos if you are I'll take you to Bairds Bar at the Barras and prove it to you. He He. All the best from Scotland, hopefully see some of you in Tomahawk, P.S if anyone else wants a kilt just send your $1200.00 to me and I'll make sure you get sorted out.
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Adrienne !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Free room and Board in Maine for a week for a pound of lemon curd, and 3 pounds of scones! That stuff is just too damn gooooood!
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Speaking of ladders, I watched an episode of "candid camera" where a fetching young lady in a skirt would ask male passers-by to steady her stepladder while she was doing something to her storefront awning. The hidden camera was there to catch guys in the act of looking up her skirt and many were busted. Then, in the interests of balanced journalism, the roles were reversed, and the cameras were set up outside of a Scottish clothing store, where a young, handsome, gentleman in a kilt was asking females to steady his ladder on the sidewalk. The ladies were much worse about being sly about it, they would look and gasp, and this pair of loud black women could not contain themselves and were actually pointing and cracking up with loud laughter.
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Well a Scotsman clad in kilt, left the bar one evenin' fair And one could tell by how he walked, he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment then one said we must be gone Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow Around the bonnie star the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to natures call and stumbled toward the trees Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes Lad I don't know where've you been but I see you won first prize
-------------------- Kurt Silva Bend,Oregon ksilva@bendbroadband.com Posts: 46 | From: Bend, Oregon | Registered: Nov 1998
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all i got ta say......youll never see an I-TAL-YAN in one of those......it wouldnt cover the equipment!!!!!!!!!!
-------------------- joe pribish-A SIGN MINT 2811 longleaf Dr. pensacola, fl 32526 850-637-1519 BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND Posts: 11582 | From: pensacola, fl. usa | Registered: Nov 1998
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After cross referencing all of the info to date on this post, I suddely have an incredible urge to throw a big log as far as I can, ala Highland Games.
"you haven't lived until you've heard "Mustang Sally" played on the bagpipes !!!!"
-------------------- Ray Rheaume Rapidfire Design 543 Brushwood Road North Haverhill, NH 03774 rapidfiredesign@hotmail.com 603-787-6803
I like my paint shaken, not stirred. Posts: 5648 | From: North Haverhill, New Hampshire | Registered: Apr 2003
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I got a chance to see stewart and mike all dressed up in there frillies when we were at the Bull n Brush a few years back I did get game enough to ask stewart what real scotts wear under their skirts... oops kilts i was hoping that he'd tell me, but instead tilted the cabre as it were and i shut my eyes real quick!!!
so steve you might like to send those pictures down my way cause i think i'm brave enough now to take a peek
speaking of pictures, what was that ahem?? for spikee?
maybe the folks might like to see what can happen when up-overs come down our way... maybe a mike by any other dress
hehehehe
now what card am I holding???
cheers gail
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-------------------- Gail & Dave Hervey Bay Qld Australia
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